Wolf Point, MT
Sunday, July 9th, 2006
Above: Unfortunately, this house is somewhat typical on the Indian Reservation. There’s a lot of poverty here.
Sunday, 7/9 5pm
Location: Wolf Point, MT
Coordinates:
Today’s mileage: about 55
Tomorrow’s destination: Culbertson
The difference between yesterday and today was dramatic. I went about the same distance (a little over 50 miles), but today I could have gone another 30 miles easily. Yesterday I was crying for mercy by the end, for some reason. I could have gone farther today, but I wasn’t in the mood to get stabbed. I’ll explain what I mean in a bit.
Soon after leaving Fort Peck, I entered the Fort Peck Indian Reservation. I’ve ridden through Indian Reservations on this trip already, but this is the first time that I’ve actually noticed a difference. I pulled into a dot on the map called Oswego and entered the only establishment there, a small bar called the Horseshoe. It was 15 minutes after noon, and the place was already fairly busy. Walking into a bar wearing only spandex is an awkward endeavor in the first place. However, walking into a bar wearing only spandex on an Indian Reservation and being the only non-Native American there, now that is a really awkward experience. There were about 10 guys at the bar, and from the looks of it, they had been there for a while. Of course, I don’t personally have much experience with getting drunk at bars, but from what I’ve seen on TV, I’d say they were pretty hammered. The place became noticeably quieter when I walked in, and one of the groups started whispering as I walked by.
At first, I thought that maybe I wasn’t welcome there. However, as I drank my 7-Up, I noticed a beer poster on the wall with a picture of a very muscular, shirtless man. Suddenly, I began to worry that perhaps I’d walked into a bar where I was VERY welcome. Moments later, a man walked up to me and started asking me questions about my trip. He introduced himself as DJ, and then he joked that if I ever came through town again, he’d probably be sitting in the very same spot. I wasn’t sure if he was just joking about being a drunk, or if it was some sort of invitation. Well, I decided not to stick around long enough to find out.
The other thing that was strange about the bar was that most of the guys were dressed in Western wear, just as you’d expect to find in a rundown, rural bar. Why was that funny? Well, for all of the stories and TV shows about Cowboys and Indians fighting each other, it was strange to walk into a bar full of Indians, who were dressed as cowboys. Go figure. (by the way, the people on the Indian Reservation refer to themselves as “Indians”, not “Native Americans”)
About an hour later, I arrived in Wolf Point and saw my first McDonald’s since Great Falls. I felt a little guilty about eating at McDonald’s, but not much else was open on Sunday, so I acquiesed. A retired police officer asked me where I was travelling from, and I started inquiring about the road conditions heading east. He stopped and said, “You’re not thinking about staying in Poplar, are you?” I paused and replied that yes, I was contemplating doing just that. He advised against even slowing down in Poplar, saying, “Do NOT stop in Poplar, especially at nighttime. You might be OK during the day, but don’t sleep there. It’s the stabbing capital of the country. My last assignment as a police officer was in Poplar, and I’d say that 40% of the people on the road today in Poplar are drunk. They won’t even sell glass bottles in bars in Poplar anymore, because too many people were getting stabbed with them.” After that glowing endorsement, I think I’ll stay in Wolf Point. Plus, apparently it has a movie theater, and I haven’t seen a movie since I left San Francisco.