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May 12, 2004Cashless.
DAY 195: On Easter weekend, I found myself stranded in Livingstone, Zambia without any money because all the in-town ATMs only accepted Visa/Plus/Electron-based bank cards and my Citibank ATM card was on the MasterCard/Cirrus/Maestro network. It's true what the Visa company says in their ad campaign: Visa. It's everywhere you want to be. (However, I'm told MasterCard is accepted in more places than Visa in Southeast Asia.) Of course I found myself stranded in another NMCZ (No MasterCard Zone) and on another bank holiday too; the first of May is Labour Day in most countries around the world. THE ORIGINAL PLAN BEFORE I discovered the bank holiday was simple: wake up and drop off my unneeded items at Tony and Ted's flat and go to the Tin Tin Tours office by eight, so Freddie could take me to the bank or exchange bureau. There I could get a cash advance off a credit card in order to pay for my Mount Kilimanjaro trek to leave right after that day. The first part of the plan was easy; I took a cab to Tony's to drop off my things and hang out for a bit to watch CNN while my batteries recharged. Tony directed me to a taxi which took me to Tin Tin by eight. Freddie got a guy named Sammy to drive us around town in a jeep to places where we could get some cash. Despite the fact that it was Labour Day, Freddie figured that in a tourist hub like Moshi, things would be open anyway.
Calling your mother in New Jersey to see if she received a PIN (and to wish her an early Happy Mother's Day): Cashless. We drove over to the Standard Chartered Bank to see if there was a teller available, but the security guard said they were closed for the holiday, despite Freddie's guess. For kicks I used the Visa-only ATM there, but I only got an error saying that they weren't able to connect to my network. Visiting the local bank on a bank holiday: Cashless. So the bank wasn't open, but perhaps the one money exchange bureau in town that could charge off a credit card would be. Moshi was a tourist hub, right? Wrong again. Going to a closed money exchange bureau: Cashless. "What are my options?" I asked Freddie. He too was surprised at all the dead ends on the first of May and had a really dumbfounded look on his face. Sammy then had this idea; he said there was an old man in town that would help out tourists and that maybe he would loan me the money. Yes, we had resorted to loan sharks, but it was worth a shot. Sammy drove us to the old man's big house, which was surrounded by a tight security perimeter like he was The Godfather or something. We pulled up to the gate and knocked on the door. A minute later a woman opened up. Sammy asked if The Don was available in Swahili. She went into investigate, closing the gate behind her. Would there be interest if I borrowed money from this guy? I don't even know him. He doesn't even know me. Would I have to return a favor to this guy sometime down the line, i.e. would I have to rub somebody out? We waited for a while until the woman came back with the bad news: her boss was away to take care of some business. What that business was I dared not ask. Knocking on the door of a loan shark (and possible mob boss): Cashless. Freddie was fresh out of ideas so we headed back to the office to consult with Mr. Kimario. On the way I had the bright idea that maybe I could wire the money to myself using the Western Union website at an internet cafe and the local office in town. Upon arriving at Western Union, we discovered that it too was closed. Trying to use the company claiming "the fastest way to send money": Cashless.
We only had about three hours to get the money and the race was on. Freddie and I left the streets of Moshi (picture above) and hopped in a public shared minivan headed westbound. (With high gas prices, it wasn't worth Sammy driving us back and forth in the jeep.)
"How much do you need?" the woman working there asked. "Fifteen hundred," I said, placing my MasterCard on the desk. "In dollars." I explained that I was taking out such a big amount all at once to avoid multiple service charges. The woman was about to process it, but decided to be honest with me. The office's rate was really low and she didn't want me to get more ripped off than I already would be at any exchange office. She referred me to an office with a better rate at the Arusha Resorts. Visiting the first open money exchange bureau in a new town: Cashless. The rate at the other office was a lot better (TSh 1000 = $1 USD, instead of TSh 800) and the guy there set it up for me. For some reason, I was only approved for $600 instead of the $1500 I thought I had a maximum of, but I just took the six million shillings and ran. Time was running out and Freddie and I rushed back in the taxi to get to a bus bound back for Moshi. The crowded bus made frequent stops though, costing us time we couldn't afford to waste. At one point on the way the bus just stopped for a long time to unload goods, and we just hopped off and jumped into a minibus. We thought that would have been faster, but it too stopped almost every five minutes. Once we got into Moshi town limits, we just jumped out and paid for a taxi back to the office. I paid Tin Tin Tours the TSh 6,000,000, which I thought would cover the $600 USD fee for the trek portion of my package; I forgot to factor in the actual rate of TSh 1140 = $1 USD, and I barely made it with the extra pocket cash I had. Tin Tin Tours wouldn't let the fee slide any portion since more than half of that $600 went towards national park fees, to be paid at the gate -- the other money was needed for supplies. I rented a sleeping bag, rain pants and gloves on good faith and then hopped in the jeep to go to Mount Kilimanjaro, cashless again.
After the runaround all day to get cash, it was a great feeling to finally have made some progress on my big African mountain trek. Finally reaching the first base camp up Mount Kilimanjaro: Priceless.*
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first! oh oh oh - I want to be there! The vegetation around the waterfall looks so lush and nice. Posted by: Liz on May 12, 2004 10:47 AMi think you should write an email to the visa company, and see if they would sponsor the rest of your global trip for commercial endorsements of how widely accepted they are. =P Posted by: alice on May 12, 2004 01:13 PMNMCZ!! i love it! acronyms rock! Posted by: markyt on May 12, 2004 02:21 PMDude - that's a good idea Alice had... I agree, ALICE has the right idea. Yeah you're busting chops, but why not clue-in visa & mc and see who would step up to the GT2004 plate! I'm thinking of Mr.Macy and Mr.Gimble in "Miracle on 34th Street" competing with each other on who could offer to buy the Dr. a new x-ray machine. And there was our cheerful hero, Chris Kringle, arranging everything. Erik... can you say "Ho-ho-ho"? Posted by: Christy on May 12, 2004 06:04 PMALICE / CHRISTY: Sounds like a good idea, although I'm sort of in AFRICA right now... perhaps The Fellowship of The Blog could start an e-mail petition or something? (Don't make it look like a forward!) Posted by: Erik on May 13, 2004 06:03 AM |