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A Lonely New England “Sprinter”

Tuesday, April 8th, 2008

“His manhood shuddered at her glistening body until he entered his wand of pleasure into her moist grotto,” read magnets attached to the refrigerator. What the hell was going on here, and more importantly, what was a grotto? I looked around a kitchen that was undoubtedly not mine and its corresponding unfamiliar apartment. Where was I? A small wooden table with two blue placemats lay near a wall. A sink, dishwasher and counter were nearby the window on the other side of the kitchen. A large wooden baseball bat rested near the door, and a spicy chili zest smell exonerated the air mixing with a pungent mildew and body odor. How did I get to this point in my life and was it where I wanted to be heading? I didn’t feel confident answering such large and looming life questions, but I felt comfortable that I was curing myself from at least one malady that had plagued me for far too long. I needed a break from New York City and my daily routine of waking up, going to work, returning home, going running, eating dinner, reading, writing and sleeping. Day in and day out I followed this schedule with some variations on the weekend. A day trip here and there; an afternoon reading at the bookstore; a night out at the bars and clubs being surrounded by older women – those were my distractions. But even these aberrations seemed repetitive and dismal after seven months. The post-college life had to be more rewarding than the mundane routine I felt trapped in, didn’t it? The reality of the “birth, school, work death” mentality was seeping into my mind and I had to get out now, even for a few days. New England wasn’t too far from New York and it allowed a natural respite to the lifestyle that was polluting my lungs and brain in Manhattan.

“Are you excited about the Earth Day marathon?” I turned to my marathon teammate, Terrell, after grabbing myself a banana covered in a black skin, but which surprisingly contained a white-yellowish interior. A year ago at Kenyon College in Gambier, Ohio, I trained religiously for Kenyon’s Earth Day Marathon Challenge. “Crunch, crunch, crunch.” “Pat, pat pat,” my feet glided over Ohio’s rolling hills and meadows. Although I was graduating in a few weeks without a job or any idea what I was doing with my life, running provided my only solace to the chaotic world around me. Any problems with my girlfriend, or classes, or the post-college life vanished during my daily hour runs through Amish Country’s farmlands and fields. Kenyon may not have provided a lively night scene, or many cultural escapes from academia, but Gambier’s isolation provided a running experience that somehow alleviated the daily stresses and pains of being a college senior. Continuing my training into the summer after I had completed my half marathon relieved the stresses associated with unemployment, uncertainty and loneliness. From June through March running had become a drug to resolve my problems and bring my mind and body back to a happy medium, but my body needed some rest a month before my next marathon. My mind needed new stimulus and some variety.

“I don’t know, actually,” Terrell responded as she poured herself a milkless bowl of cereal. “With work taking up so much time I haven’t been able to properly train. I wish that wasn’t the case, but I’ll try my best to get in shape this month,” she turned from me slogging down her arid cereal before collecting a huge red and puffy winter jacket and her teaching materials. Frustration transfixed her face and even though life seemed to be going well for Terrell, her job was creating stresses that were wearing her thin. I can’t let this happen to me, not now, not ever.

After a night stop in Boston with Terrell I was off to Acadia National Park in Bar Harbor, Maine. Surrounded by vast woods to my left, the Atlantic Ocean to my right, and stuck in the middle of a National Park, I was finally able to take a breathe after a six hour drive from Boston and 12 hours from New York. Climbing over ten-foot rocks, bounding over boulders, crossing glistening streams and walking over thin ice were my new life challenges. Building web pages, writing news stories, making phone calls and dealing with a very tentative professional future were afterthoughts that settled deep in my mind. The sweat that poured down my forehead, and ran over my nose, slowly accumulated with every passing rock. The waves whooshed along the coast, crashing into the rocks creating a white, frothy foam. The wind softly whistled through the trees. Silence surrounded me on all sides except for the crunching leaves and sudden bursts of “Hmph” and “Huff” that spewed out of my mouth.

The weather was neither cold nor warm. Caught in the limbo between winter and spring a nose-numbing breeze blew over the rocks before the suns beams provided minimal warmth. “Pow,” my legs flew out from under me and I lay on the ground, blood seeping out of my elbow and my head shook up after slipping on some ice. Gathering consciousness and stabilizing my body, I climbed down to the rocks below that were being assaulted by the crashing waves.

Acadia in the “Sprinter” may not have been ideal for most visitors, but as I gazed into the setting sun separated by miles from other park dwellers, and hundreds of miles away from New York City I couldn’t imagine a more serene and natural environment to escape to for a weekend trip.

Public Restrooms in New York City?

Thursday, March 20th, 2008

Here’s a piece I wrote for Time Out New York’s New York City Guide which will not be used…

Make sure to catch a glimpse of New York’s new public pay potty. Located between Madison Square Park and Madison Ave between 23rd and 24th streets squat’s a large stainless steel and tempered glass box, about the size of a newsstand. When strolling along the park I thought the structure looked more like a misplaced elevator from the nearby buildings that tower over the park instead of a public restroom. A red light notified me that the bathroom was “occupied.” I waited patiently nearby the toilet before the door slid open, just like an elevator, and out popped the toilet’s former user.

“I’ve had to piss in bottles while driving and picking up passengers,” Josef Mullaev, a New York City taxi and limo driver told me as he exited the restroom. The lack of public restrooms in New York City apparently causes serious difficulties for our cities cabbies, as Mullaev seemed eternally grateful for the public restroom. “It’s really beautiful, the bathroom, but I don’t think most people will know how to use it, ” he told me as I gazed into the bathroom’s interior as the door shut behind us. “They only have instructions in English.”

Accessing the toilet is no different than using a candy machine. I inserted a quarter into a slot when a yellow light turned on alerting me that service was needed for the bathroom. I paused, waited a few minutes, but nothing changed. A service person is supposed to keep an eye on the bathroom’s operations throughout the day but no one was around to fix one of New York’s few public restrooms.

I returned an hour later and saw a green “Vacancy” light glowing brightly near the door. I inserted another quarter and the silver metallic door slid open. I walked onto a wet, black rubber mat that lined the floor and scanned the bathroom’s gray plastic walls with its surprisingly spacious interior. Suddenly the bathroom doors closed behind me locking me in for my allotted fifteen minutes. I turned to my right and saw three smaller buttons – a red one for in case of an emergency, a yellow one to reach an operator, and an orange light to warn users when there is three minutes to open the door. A large green button allowed me to open the door if I decided to leave early, and below the green button was another red emergency button. Behind me, the metallic toilet looked as if it had a few gallons of water and soap poured onto it was still wet. To the left side of the toilet, a different button dispensed toilet paper with yet another red emergency button nearby. A large rectangular mirror allowed me to check my hair and attire and the sink provided an automatic water and soap dispenser and an automatic hand dryer.

After twelve minutes of observing the facility the fan that had been whirring died down, the lights dimmed as I prepared to be immersed in the seven gallons of disinfectant water that cleans the bathroom after each session.

“Hello? Is everything alright?” the toilet god spoketh to me. “Do you need any help?” the voice continued. I looked around and didn’t see anyone occupying the bathroom with me, and let the toilet god know I was doing ok, and I’d be done momentarily. “Let me know if you need any help,” were his concluding words before I decided to take a piss for the helluva it and use the automatic sink.

A queue hadn’t been created during my fifteen minutes of privacy when I exited and most people didn’t seem to notice New York’s newest and most convenient public restroom. A great idea, I thought to myself, as long as one can read English or tread water.

Trip To Philly!

Saturday, March 15th, 2008
"Stu, you gotta come down to Philly some time," Dan told me for the millionth time as I laughed on the other side of the phone. "Yea, yea I know," I responded, and actually meant it.  "I don't know why I ... [Continue reading this entry]

Trip To West Point

Sunday, March 9th, 2008
I had never put a trip on hold for as long as I had put my road trip to West Point. Back in the fall when I was running out of my walks around New York City I panicked ... [Continue reading this entry]

Neighborhood Story

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008
The village’s origin rests within in its name. The “former great sheep district” of Muttontown, in northern Oyster Bay Town in Long Island, traces its name to the early English and Dutch settlers of the mid-1600s who found its ... [Continue reading this entry]

Adirondack Road Trip Day 3 & the Drive Home

Monday, February 18th, 2008
I woke up after a surprisingly restful night's sleep and packed my belongings before a quick shower and checked out of the hostel. I hadn't truly experienced Lake Placid proper in my mind because it had been so cold ... [Continue reading this entry]

Adirondack Road Trip Day 2 - Crocodiles & Bears! O My!

Thursday, February 14th, 2008
I took a quick step backwards after hearing the leaves and branches of a nearby tree shake wildly. The only thought that ran through my mind was that I had no idea what the hell to do if a ... [Continue reading this entry]

Adirondack Road Trip Day 2 - Crocodiles & Bears!

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008
I don't know what most people think when they hear "Lake Placid," but two things come to my mind - the Olympics, and man-eating crocodiles thanks to that crazy movie in the 90s which I don't think I ever saw. ... [Continue reading this entry]

Adirondack Road Trip Day 2 - Lake George, Glens Falls, Westport & Essex

Tuesday, February 12th, 2008
I woke up and was startled to see a 1950's television to my right, a fan that looked as if it were on its last spin, and some type of large web near the window, but put these thoughts behind ... [Continue reading this entry]

Final Day in Ohio! Farewell Kenyon & My Past!

Sunday, February 10th, 2008
I woke up surprisingly relaxed and well-rested after sleeping in a sleeping bag for the first time in about five years. I don't know why I don't already own a sleeping bag but it would probably be extremely useful ... [Continue reading this entry]