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Political coups and stray dogs

Friday, November 30th, 2007

I am going to the Philippines next. There has just been an attempted coup in some posh Manila hotel. A government APC was sent crashing through the front doors to end the crisis - wow! How come I always seem to narrowly miss these events? I missed the Thai coup last year by days and the recent Myanmar trouble by weeks. I have missed floods in Malaysia, massive earthquakes and volcanic eruptions in Indonesia, horrific typhoons in Vietnam and even the Khmer Rouge trials in Cambodia. There was a small earthquake in Taiwan again on Wednesday but I felt nowt. I am wondering if my luck is running out or am I invincible??

This time last year I was leaving Hong Kong and headed for the Philippines. I like to read back through my diary and see what I was doing exactly 1 year ago.

I have found a voluteering project in Mae Sot on the Thai side of the Thai/Burma border. This project provides carbon-neutral energy supplies to the Karen tribal villages and refugee camps. My MSc in “Renewable Energy Engineering” from Newcastle Uni seems very appropriate for this kind of work. I can be an engineer again - woohoo! There is no pay but I think it would be a good thing to be involved with. See www.bget.org for details. I might turn up there next year and see if they’ll have me. I think they want more engineers so it should be OK.

There are many stray dogs in Taiwan but I have no idea where they go during typhoons???

Teaching English is stretching my neurons to the limit. I acknowledge there is shitloads of grammar I am unaware of - I am OK with this. It is the level of class material that is driving me mental since the kids are very young. Could you teach “What do you like? - I like swimming” for 1 hour? I am allowed to use a few permutations on this e.g. I like riding a pony, playing, milk etc. However, I am essentially trying to teach baby English to crazy won’t shutup/can’t sit still/have to tell them a thousand times little cuties. I am questioning the value of engineering degrees when all you are required to do is enquire: “What is your name? How old are you? Do you like milk?” etc. Not exactly brain surgery eh? The biggest challenge is getting them to shut the f*ck up - truly headache inducing.

All is well in paradise. It makes me smile when I review this blog about my initial enthusiasm for Taiwan when I first arrived. I then proceed to read through the more recent entries as they gradually become more and more jaded - hehe. It all starts off so rosy, then small cracks appear and then the dam appears to burst and everything is crap - haha. That is me I suppose - always needing change.

Ni neng zuo shenme? - What can you do?

Lan zi, huang zi, hong zi, bai zi - blue, yellow, red, white

toutong - headache

One last question: Do you know why we say “I like dogs” as opposed to “I like dog”? A 16yo asked me this yesterday and I thought about it for a while and realised I didn’t have a clue what the technical answer is. I just said because “I like dog” sounds stupid - hehe! I told them: “If you say that, it sounds like you want to eat a dog”.

Also, I asked a train station bloke in Chinese: “Where is the ticket machine? piao ji zai nali?”. I actually said: “Where can I find a prostitute?”. Similarly, a kid asked me for his yellow book back. I said “Ni yao nide huang zi shu? You want your yellow book back?”. This means: “Do you want your porn mag back?”. I’m telling you - it’s like walking a tight rope out here!

Much happier

Thursday, November 29th, 2007

My last post……mmmmmm…….you caught me on a bad day. I would like to apologise and retract all that nonsense.

Nowt to add here really except that I have learnt what gerunds and infinitives are. Any idea about these grammatical entities??

I have decided that it could be time to make a move soon. I feel that things have become a little static here. Three months and I am bored. Why can’t I stick at things? What is wrong with me? Admittedly, even locals reckon Shulin “sucks”.

Something great happened yesterday that I can’t elaborate on since this is a family website. Suffice to say the stars must have being aligned perfectly last night.

Dui bu qi - sorry.

ni can guo yue lian?? - Have you ever seen the moon?

Qing gei wo zai yi xiangjiao - Please give me another banana.

wo bu tong ni - I am not the same as you.

weishenme - why?

yinwei - because.

ji shi shenme - what’s this?

Bloody Septics (Septic Tanks = Yanks = Americans)

Monday, November 26th, 2007
This is a pointless post - I have consciously fell into an all too easy trap. My global citizen status seems to be failing me. The title of this post gives me away a little here. I have used it to try to explain ... [Continue reading this entry]

Talking Euro 2008 bollicks. Laughing at the Jocks only to be humiliated by the SCroats.

Thursday, November 22nd, 2007
MMmmmmmmm. I am officially sick of football and, like England, I am not even in Europe. England 2-3 Croatia - what can you say? Why are the only two teams I care about crap? Newcastle United FC and England. They have ... [Continue reading this entry]

Birthdays, biting winters and baths

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007
Jeez, I am now 34! 34 man! Officially 34 - I checked my passport! Give me a moment to let this sink in. Mmmmmmmm, stroke the chin and think "Eh?".  Is this old? I don't feel old but I reckon this is about the halfway point of my life ... [Continue reading this entry]

Help - I was at a convention with many big words and………

Monday, November 12th, 2007
I have just spent an entire weekend of my life listening to some of the most bizzare presentations I think I have ever witnessed. The venue was spectacular for this '16th International Symposium on English Teaching'. Right next to Taipei's amazing Grand ... [Continue reading this entry]

Immigrants and local derbies

Saturday, November 10th, 2007
I have obtained my Alien Residency Card (ARC - like an ID card) that compliments my residency visa (a piece of paper in my passport). This makes me a bonafide Taiwangeezer! This process only took about 10 weeks. Not bad eh? ... [Continue reading this entry]

Nightmare halloween attire

Tuesday, November 6th, 2007
You can take your mask off now etc. etc. If life is a comedy then Shulin must be the stage. Look at this for scary: dscf3516.jpg The kids are canny cute eh? They are a few of my students. Like garlic bread, ... [Continue reading this entry]

510 days, 50th post and Taiwan’s winter

Saturday, November 3rd, 2007
So, yeah, I have been away from Blighty for 510 days and this happens to be my 50th blog post. This time last year I had just arrived in Kunming, Yunnan Province, China after 1 month in Northern Thailand. I was on the verge ... [Continue reading this entry]