Tokyo Hooters Plundered by Lusty Pirates!
Thursday, March 3rd, 2011PIRATES PLUNDER TOKYO HOOTERS!!!
First Hooters in Japan boarded by Lusty Freebooters
Twere a lively wind that blew our scurvy sails westerly to’ards the fair shores o’ that earthly paradise known in many songs ‘n tales as Hooters. Hooters be ‘cross thar way from the Americas where they be known for their wings ‘n fierce love o’ the hootin’ owl. They be a-launchin’ a grand ship in strange new waters known as the Japons.
Me lusty hearties ‘n I boarded her midships ‘n ‘ad our fill o’ grub ‘n grog whilst our deadlights did feast’d upon the bounteous booty of yon hooterlicious wenches who shivered our timbers in a most pleasin’ o’ manners.
Cap’n Shag had brought wit’ ‘im the Cat-o-nine-tails ta maintain ship discipline. Afores we knows it, the wenches had the Cat ‘n were dishin’ out their own floggin’s ta ones another. A most pleasin’ sight ta be sure!
The wenches were o’ the most comeliness sorts ‘n our sails were a-taunt upon the mast. They did dance ‘n cavort ta their lusty hearrrrts’ content.
Not fer naught did they sing ‘n dance fer I did tell them twas the poxy Cap’n NoWay J’s birthday tho twere a good few weeks afters! Cap’n NoWay J were forc’ed ta flap ‘is arms like a seasick gull whilst the wenches sang ‘is ill-gotten praizes! Har! How he did threaten’d to keelhaul yours truly!
By the eve’s end, the spritely wenches ‘ad good reason ta know good cheer as Cap’n Shag deep in his cups carelesslee spoke – “Arrr!!! Keeeeep the change, me lass!” Thereby did the addled-pated Cap’n unbeknownst render’d unto them a tip ta the tune o’ 50 buckos. Twas a fair trade tho, booty fer booty specaillee az tweren’t me doubloons!
Arrrr!!! But by me black heart, good times twere had by all!
Tokyo Hooters photos
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