Kev is very funny. Witty too, He really could do comedy on stage. I'm adding the latest dub from the man, none too politicaly.

My name in Adebayo Omofade, and I am the special friend of Nigeria Jones.Now!, Mrs Tobias, from opposite,but one, claims to be as white as a sheet.But!, i saw her pegging out washing last Thursday, and I was shocked to discover that she was a bit yellow around the edges!.A bit yellow around the edges,no less!.Now, while I have nothing against half chinks, and it ordinarily wouldn't bother me, I had recently returned from a world tour of Sweden.Being the cultured young African that I am, I couldn't help but notice the creaminess of the talent while on my travels, and couldn't help but compare this, with the spectacle I beheld, while perching on a nine foot ladder, while trying to negotiate, the bramble bushes located around Mrs Tobias's garden, and keeping the binoculars steady at the same time.

Anyway back to the issue at hand!Well!, after my erection had significantly subsided, not wishing to boast, but I am gifted in that area, not a lot of people know that, well apart from the local prossies, and who cares what those White Wog's think. Now!,on returning to my illegal abode, I was straight on to the blower, and managed to contact a relative of mine who just happens to be the local councillor, my brother and fuck buddy, no less, A, Adegoke Omofade (Omosexual to his friends). Well, the authorities, were there post haste, Post bloody haste, and Mrs Tobias was on the next banana boat out of here. Now, I ask you, what is a women like Mrs Tobias doing, minding her own business, paying her taxes and working her fingers to the bone. Not, in free loader Britain, not next door to Adebayo!, No missus, Now!, not a lot of people know that.

Adding them for my own amusement, not that anyone reads this bleeding log, waste of f**ing time really. ohh well Mexico in 8 days, should have some interesting shit to post and make it look a bit more like a TRAVEL BLOG rather than a nonsense talk blog.
work going well, motivation lacking, seeing that boss away and it all quietened down and the cool fact that this is my last week at work. Need to make the most of it.