Ok, heres a copy paste of an email which sums up the weekend. Its a bit messy and grammatical shit. enjoy

hehe, funny tale fredy, still on top form when it comes to fuck ups.

speaking of fucking up, me, roger -who seems to be absent from these 'group' emails- and muppet man tried to call your sorry excuse for a human being while polishing off a bottle of whiskey yesterday. anyway we left a little greeting for you on the answer machine. plenty of totty about the place yesterday. i'm just starting to feel a little agitated by the lack of humping action considering the talent around.

we went to west hampstead to the czech pub and watched slovakia beat the kruats. i was quite off my trolley by the end of it all and found the fact that czech rep lost to romania quite funny. not a good idea seeing that i was in a czech pub. anyway, off i went. as i was on my merry way home i passed some teeenagers and feeling horny went over for a 'chat'. 3 guys, 3 girls about 16, ohh i hear fredy muttering something like ' deja-vu chuky?' under his breath. anyway after drinking their plastic bottle of vodka mixed with orange i departed but not after gropping the chicks a few times, not to the amusment of their twat boyfriends. i asked one of the girls for an arm wrestle after complimenting her boyfriend on how a 16 year old can be more built than the chukster. any excuse to get the physical contact going. she was up for a bit of rumpy pumy if you know what i mean. but like the fredster i guess brewers droop would have let me down before her boyfriend interviened.

anyway, the fact that im 24 carried me through in perverse manner without any hick ups or black eyes. i departed in the opposite direction to where my house was in the fear that they would follow me home.

that was my weekend. how was yours? weekend is over soooo quick. hope u all fine. nice speaking to u larry. i could barely hear you but im sure you whispered sweet nothings to me. errr, fredd, drama school old boy!! good one. tell us more about that, sounds interesting. a meeting sometime soon?

alright, laters fuckers

chuky fucky