You could scramble an egg on my head. My body was trembling. I felt like a human oven and I don't think it was all the heat.
I blame Muppet man.
Saturday in Hyde Park was buzzing. Chicks in Bikinis. Sun blazing. And drinks flowing.
There was me, Roger, a few Brazilians, Indians, Caribes, New Zealander and Czechs.
London is great in that you can meet people from every little corner of the world except England! (Seems that way sometimes)
We bathed in the sun/shadows and when the beer dryed up we headed towards Leicester Square. I think there was a movie premier that night. "War of the Worlds." Read on the BBC that Tom Cruise (my mate) got squirted with water by fake mic. The guys got arrested. I'm quite confident that Tom was the last one laughing by the end of the night (Hmm Katie Holmes or Jail)
We wanted to check out Zoo Bar, one of the Tequila girls working there is a friend of Kiwi man.
Dam expensive drinks. So we went next door and had a few in this pub. There we met a random Colombian and Ecuadorian. Great guys. We really were the United Nations now.
Back in Zoo and feeling rather merry we downed a Tequila shot from this hot Siberian girl. Things start to blur after that.
I do remember meeting Belinda the Kiwi's Ozzy friend. She is a Tequila girl too. Quite a hottie. Blonde and dumb and in love with her Tequila bottles.
Muppet-man had told me that she had been off her head in Monkey-mans party the week before. In typical Czech humour he told me that when she gets drunk her eyes look like pigs eyes and shes like an animal. I suppose thats why she works in Zoo bar.
Tried chatting to a Hungarian chick but hit a brick wall.
Did get a dance with one hot chick, English, but looking at her I think she was on drugs. Really, she seemed a little up in the clouds but she seemed to like dancing and the music.

Got back to Muppet-mans at 4.00am with Idka- Czech chick, she got the bed and me and the Muppet got the floor.
Sunday was just as hot. Took a stroll to Hyde park to see who was speaking at Hyde park corner. My favourite speaker was this wrinkly old man with a sign around his neck reading, " I've discovered the secret to eternal youth." He wondered around in circles without much purpose. A bit like me and Muppet-man.

Somehow I went along with the Muppet to see 2 slovak chicks at 5pm. I had no energy, stank of beer, sweat and had Big Mac juice seeping through my skin from the night before. Wasn't the most presentable of times. Plus I'd been to toilet a few too many times. ( Cheap prices= Shit beer= shit)
The girls picked us up and we went to finchley for some food. I cautiously had the Cesar salad. And a beer. Slovak chicks are nice. Some are dam sexy. These two were cute. The one me and Muppet likes had dodgy teeth. I also found out that she has dodgy eyes and I couldn't tell if she was looking at me or Muppet. I had enough of chit chatter. Would like to do it again when i'm feeling a bit more fresh.
I made my excuses and went home. That brings me back to the beginning of this entry.

Next stop. Cardiff.