Would you like to have pecks like Mitch Buchannon from Baywatch?
Would you like to have co-workers as stunning as Carmen Electra and Pam Anderson?
Would you like to save peoples lives in the most beautiful locations?
Would you?

The answer is simple.
Buchannonisation.

In effect this is all about getting the lifestyle you want. That you deserve. You don't have to be David Hasselholf to achieve this but taking a few tips from him doesn't hurt.

Rick told me about Buchannonisation. He explained the beautiy of it to me. I now understand the principles.
The following is taken from an email by Rick:-

you are going to be able to get Buchannonised if you are not feeling the essential "essence" of what it is that drives people into that mood - Summer Sunshine. One just has to look at Mitch or anyone with the vibe and you can tell the sun is one of the main reasons for getting revved up. Feeling the sun in the morning on your face, feeling it on your back, and feeling the sun is one of the main ways to start feeling high. Face it, Mitch can't help but be Buchannonised every day when he wakes up, you walk out wherever you are - Cyprus - Tennerife - Canary Islands - Spain - Portugal - South France - West - East Coast USA - wherever - you have the heat - you are Buchannonised.

Its a well known fact that sun light helps to cheer anyone up - take the fact that Scandinavia and UK have some highest rates of suicide in the UK - where is the sun in UK - Germany - Finland - Sweden etc. We might get "sun" but not the sort of sun that gets you Buchannonised... thats why so hard in these countries to achieve Buchannonisation.

Think of the sun getting you revved up for the day... charging your batteries. Your a solar mini sexual satellite...

1.For Those In Cold Countries.... Like Finland - UK - Anywhere Northern Europe or Canada

Keep wrapped up warm but dont lose sight of the element of Buchannonising - the aviators... still wear retro 80's shades and keep your hair well and truly waxed and daxed with some dax wax. Remember... the shades show what you are about... get ready for it... Even in cold environments... even in Scandinavia when you have twilight - forget it - just wear them shades and feel your on that beach... wherever it might be...these shades show you are ready to be Buchannonised....

2. Look The Part....

Essential gear for getting Buchannonised - obviously - has to be the shades. Sometimes eye contact is one of the first things people look for when meeting someone. When womenz meet manz - they look for eye contact. Dont worry - sometimes your eyes can go all over the place - theyre not relaxed - you stare too much at hot chicks - dont worry this is why you need Aviators (TM) - get some quality glasses....

EU - Aldi or LIDL or Walmart
USA - Wal-Mart.

Quality glasses and shades will set out your stall immediately. When these mothers are facing womanz they dont know how to react. Its just like wearing a cyber sex helmet. Wear them - show them your shades and feel Buchannonised. Women cant see you checking them out with these shades, and your eyes cant do much with all that sun light blasting them...

Remember Aviators are classic Mitch - nothing can beat that 80s vibe...

However....

Dont forget you can change your shades at anytime. Make sure they are retro, cheesy and the chicks cant see your eyes. Whilst wearing them always smile and look cheesy.

Good examples of faces to pull while wearing your shades.... either solemn and ignore.... or... cheesy grin...

3.In control - Ignore
Women are very much in need of reactions. Most human beings look for them - checking women sometimes gives potential Mitch "pulls" the go away - cos they get their high and then - think well god - he not the man. If your bored, no clue or just cant be assed - dont worry - just ignore them - stand around just looking butch in the shade and black vest - or ripped pecks... theyre sure to take notice...

4. Run with the wind.....

Even if your middle aged and have the hunk in trunks body - no point in having the ripple pecks if you gonna stand around. Run about... show that body off to everyone... get them interested!

Remember half the chicks at home get hot the most when Mitch runs down that beach for three hours with 760 different camera angles of his body... just to save a chick dying whoi is two foot from Pammy...

Mitch always steals the show... damn ass!

If the woman hot keep jogging past them till they notice - if they sun bathin - stop in fornt of them and poor water over your body - over your ripple pecks... and watch the reaction. Wear the shades, if not - smile cheesy and keep on running back and forth past them.

4. Do The Fergal

Even Fergalcan look like Mitch with those shades... remember... even if your not wearing casual Mitch gear like you find in the "med" - just wear the shades... women understand what they are about!

Black vests look good....

Wear them....

THeyre essential....

Anyone who watched Sunset Beach remember Ben and Jude wore them too...in fact anyone who anyone wear a black vest in hot climates.

5. Strategies for getting the Honeyz....
Just what does Mitch do to get these honeyz.,... what moves does he use....

Firstly lets look...

1. Smile and be Cheesy

No point in going near womanz without smiling... whatever they say even if bad smile and be cheesy.... a hunky hulk with ripped pecks always has chances... in fact ignoring the woman is part the key.

2. Strike Conversation

Whatever the woman - no matter how hot - remember you are MITCH - dont e worried... just keep talking and never lose sight. If thing go wayyyyyy BAD dont worry - tell them yo gotta go wash your hair - it keeps them in line and gives them a reality check. Dont be afraid to chat to them...

Here its obvious Mitch is ahvinb problems - dont be afrad to tell the Pammys no matter how hot what you feel - your the ultimate modern man - ignore them - go wash your hair if they get in a stress.. they will be back...

Obviously....

Keep getting Buchannonised....

Rick

a.k.a. Ritch Buchannon

This is a glimpse into the world of Buchannonisaion. You can have it, if you want to.

I know I am certainly trying to achieve it and so is Rick, so jump on the bandwagon if you don't want to be left behind.