Our trip is a failure.
So we are officially (maybe unofficially) back now. Some stats on our trip:
Countries kicked out of: 0
National monuments desecrated: 0
European Countesses seduced: 0
European Duchesses seduced: 0
European Commoners seduced: 0
Fistfights with soccer hooligans: 0
Vampires defeated: 1.25 (the second was a half vampire and I only got credit for half the kill)
Werewolves defeated:0
Werewolves seduced: 0
Hasselhoff sightings: 0
ERA: 3.88
All in all we have to write this off as a learning experience.
Tags: Travel