Spain, September 5 - September 14, 2005

As I was so teasingly reminded....

Which one of your friends.....has come to visit you?
Which one of your friends ....is on the A team?
Which one of your friends.....carried a body bag full of stuff, across the ocean for you?
Which one of your friends...is carrying a body bag back?
Which one of your friends....? Uh, which one?
Which one of your friends treated you to a life of luxury?

Riad Royal Treatment reaction over a bathroom, just look at me.

You Pricy, you....and I am very grateful!

As I ran accross the terminal to see my friend, I got teary eyed. As I left her on the curb, I cried. I am so grateful you came and I love you!

Per our travel custom.....

Dear Morroco,
We were NOT in Morroco if that makes anyone feel better. We were in Spain.

Dear Morroco,
Why does my friend attract gay men to walk around in their underwear, when I am with her, in your country?

Dear Morroco,
Thank you for bringing my friend lots of boyfriends. I believe the 28 year old made her feel "warm" and I am grateful.

Dear Morroco,
If a 40 something woman wants to "date" a 28 something boy, is that legal in your country?

Dear Morroco,
Does my friend look like a Berber? I saw a lot of Berber's on my last few days and none of them were tall, blonde or blue eyed.

Dear Morroco,
I think your people need glasses....oh and a major dental program would not hurt either.

Dear Morroco,
Is someone wearing a pair of heeled mules in your country. If so, I am very sorry.

Dear Morroco,
Do you wash your mint BEFORE you put it in the tea?

Dear Morroco,
Does my friend look Morrocan? She keeps wondering and asking all your people. Can you confirm whether she does or does not, she obviously does not believe your people.

Dear Morroco,
I would like to thank SPAIN for all the fond memories.