If there's one thing you should know about me, it's that I'm a sucker for anthropomorphic humor. That kind of stuff is easy to find in the New Yorker, and luckily the mag in online.

I'm a little late posting this, but I only read this article over the long weekend, as I was tucking into back issues of all of my magazines while I enjoyed a vacation in Goa...more on that later.

Hope everyone in the U.S. and all you Ami-expats had a happy 4th.