So Chris who I met several years ago at my friend's wedding wants to know if there have been any "hook ups" on my trip.

Well Chris, the answer to your question is "yes". I joined the mile high club with the German geriatric I met on the plane.

May I remind you that this isn't a porn sight. This is wholesome family entertainment. My father reads this blog. As a matter of fact, I don't even know what you are talking about.

Besides, I don't kiss and tell.

Geez.