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June 25, 2004

Heh, have been reading many

Heh, have been reading many many replies for a book title. Man you guys are hard up for free stuff, eh? :) Right now, 'No Punctures, Please' tops the list... but if that wins no one gets a book :(...

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June 23, 2004

Hey all! Due to the

Hey all! Due to the overwhelming number of people who've suggested it (one), I have decided to write a book after the travels. Unfortunately i have no idea what to call it, so I'm opening it out to everyone to...

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June 17, 2004

Hi all. Sorry this

Hi all. Sorry this report is a bit late - got Typus Interruptus by the guy who ran the netcafe. Anyway its the 17th and we're in Bandung now. There's a sad lack of bandung here. Will write about...

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April 29, 2004

Kuala Besut, Trengganu, Malaysia

29 April 2004 - Kuala Besut, Trengganu, Malaysia. Day 396, Alex's 16772km (Krabi-Trang-HatYai-Changlun-Gurun-Baling-Gerik-Pulau Banding-Jeli-Kuala Besut) COASTAL ROAD TAKE ME HOME TO THE PLACE I BELONG 9 days of non-stop cycling have gotten us from Krabi to the East Coast of...

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April 14, 2004

Krabi, Thailand

14 Apr 2004 - Krabi, Thailand, Day 381, Alex's 15954km Together Again. Jo and Alex parted ways on the 20th of November last year, after an epic episode of cycling in the freezing rain in the dark, a broken rim,...

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March 23, 2004

Siam Reap (Angkor Wat, baby!!!)

210304 Siam Reap (Angkor Wat, baby!!!) After almost four months of lounging around in Singapore, I basically cannot tahan anymore, so much to the resignation of my parents to my way of life (I believe they actually said to me...

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January 21, 2004

Doctor just gave me a

Doctor just gave me a clean bill of health! Yes world, liver's intact (not that I drink), kidneys back to normal (not that I pee a lot), red blood cell count back up (yeah i donate a lot of those...

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January 04, 2004

hey all alex just updated

hey all alex just updated the expedition blog, and new pics will be up soon, so wait for wat? go to www.nopuncturesplease.com when yer boss aint lookin of course :) liver's almost good, kidneys back to normal, red blood cell...

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December 02, 2003

So after all that adrenalin

So after all that adrenalin pumping excitement, we were more than happy to tone down a bit. After spending a day in the historic (seriously. It dates back to 2000 B.C., and is a main centre for development of Buddhism)...

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November 15, 2003

14 Nov 2003 - Dassu,

14 Nov 2003 - Dassu, Kohistan (750m). Karakoram Highway (KKH). Islamic Republic of Pakistan, Day 228, 10946km They jumped out of nowhere. Appearing suddenly on the road 50m from Alex's speeding bicycle, the 3 men made a makeshift roadblock and...

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November 04, 2003

fever. cold. going up the

fever. cold. going up the karakorum highway soon. coldER. just got down jacket cheap 2nd hand made in China one. hopefully that helps. just got chinese visa without any drama (i'm sure some of you are saying *dammit*) with help...

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October 22, 2003

22 Oct 2003 - Quetta

22 Oct 2003 - Quetta (1690m), Islamic Republic of Pakistan, Day 206, 9555km We finally arrived in our first city in Pakistan, the dusty frontier town of Quetta, 3 days ago through the historic hallways of Bam, the wild and...

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October 06, 2003

Visa fiasco, part deux After

Visa fiasco, part deux After the runaround with my Iranian visa, you would expect that we'd be sick of red tape and such, and try to get our visas as easily as possible. But even with trying, visa applications have...

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October 03, 2003

Today I am staying in

Today I am staying in a caravanserai made for the shrine of the brother of one of Islam's religious leaders. In the middle of the courtyard of the caravanserai there is a cemetery, not 100m from where I'm typing. Ok...

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September 14, 2003

URGENT - URGENT - URGENT

URGENT - URGENT - URGENT If you are thinking of travelling into or through the Islamic Republic of Iran, PLEASE THINK AGAIN. The people here are very much the terrorists they are made out to be. From the day we...

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September 09, 2003

it's Jo, the suave international

it's Jo, the suave international tech support guy here... (yes i'm fixing computers all around the world - now in Iran) just a shout out to say i'm still alive, cos i havent checked mail in a while. Iran is...

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August 31, 2003

oh if you're looking for

oh if you're looking for my archives, its here. the links on the right don't work too well... something to do with the php that i'm too lazy to fix. :) jo...

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I love bureaucraptic gymnastics, don't

I love bureaucraptic gymnastics, don't you? after 2 weeks (a number totally made up by the Iranian consulates... I've heard of people waiting for any amount of time between 5 days and 3 weeks) of hanging around awaiting my precious...

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August 29, 2003

today is a day of

today is a day of relief. my Iranian visa is approved, BUT I can only collect it on Saturday. of course the guy tells me on thurs afternoon (fri is an iranian holiday, which also applies to its embassies) and...

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August 28, 2003

here's the latest post from

here's the latest post from brand new haven't released yet website, www.nopuncturesplease.com - go take a looksee and tell us wat u think! 25 Aug 2003 - Dogubayazit(1589m), Turkey. Day 148, 6304km We left Trabzon on the 7th and arrived...

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August 26, 2003

its seriously irritating. eastern turkey

its seriously irritating. eastern turkey as such a terrible internet connection, i can't even send and receive simple emails. 56k connections over seriously old and dirty telephone lines shared by 20 people 2000km from their backbone (which already has a...

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August 13, 2003

Today I ate cherries picked

Today I ate cherries picked from a tree just outside my bedroom window after 4 days of slacking and watching 4 movies in 3 days (we stayed in the theatre to catch 2fast2furious. Ah memories of watching American Beauty for...

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August 06, 2003

update on our progress, copied

update on our progress, copied from our... well updates. 04 Aug 2003 - Trabzon, Turkey. Day 127, 5680km We left Çaycuma on the 19th and spent our rest day in Amasra, thereafter arriving here in Trabzon on the 2nd of...

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July 24, 2003

Today i had banana flavored

Today i had banana flavored lemonade. it was damn cool sia am in Sinop on the northernmost tip of the Black Sea. Today was the first day we hit 100km - we're damn slackers. it rained a bit and was...

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July 20, 2003

today i ate a doner

today i ate a doner kebap off the street in Amasra Amasra's a sleepy little town on the Black Sea coast of Turkey, where the locals go to for their vacation. So there's a beach, beach bars and pubs, quaint...

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June 23, 2003

today i saw the Olympic

today i saw the Olympic Mountains from a plane. they're gorgeous. anyway big hoohaa up in Johann land. there i was, sitting in Tianfung's living room checking my mail and stroking his... cat. lo and behold, a simple email comes...

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June 01, 2003

today i watched a bear

today i watched a bear climb to the top of a tree woke up late and hurriedly packed (as usual) for my final run (on this trip) out of toronto. Said my goodbyes to Kathy (Marty's girlfriend) who together with...

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May 30, 2003

today (so far) i bought

today (so far) i bought a ticket to vancouver from toronto so far all the plane and bus tickets i got were bought the day before departure. i find it hard to answer people when they ask "when are you...

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today i got pickpocketed in

today i got pickpocketed in a standup comedy show in toronto goddamn bloody miserable. i had slightly more than CAD$400 in there, cos Gibb just gave me $300 for some stuff i bought for him in singapore, and i had...

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today i have eaten japanese

today i have eaten japanese food in toronto ok ok sorry for not updating anything. i'll write more soon in the coming days... i hope. anyway i'm in toronto now, after a week in windsor, ontario, and a weekend in...

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April 18, 2003

This feeling is unreal. I

This feeling is unreal. I still don't believe in a couple of hours time I'm going to be in New York, New York (a city so good they named it twice... not). Many of you will think that this is...

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April 05, 2003

after all that crap, cycled

after all that crap, cycled to bedok to pass that painting to ayam to take of. am gonna miss him, along with all my kakis. just helped kev fix NO2 to his car. WOOHOO! well its not fully fixed yet...

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April 04, 2003

feelin blue. I've never felt

feelin blue. I've never felt sad before in my life. sure I've felt depressed at the loss of a loved one, broken hearted when rejected, dejected when i lose at something i cared about... but i've never, ever felt sad....

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April 01, 2003

hey all. I'm selling away

hey all. I'm selling away my stuff before moving off, so see if anyone needs anything, yeah? come look at my e-garage sale and help out a poor guy who's goin to travel the world in search of a new...

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March 18, 2003

tourists don't know where they've

tourists don't know where they've been travellers don't know where their going...

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Meditation:- it beats sitting around

Meditation:- it beats sitting around doing nothing...

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March 15, 2003

took my first natural pro

took my first natural pro lead fall today. It wasn't the gut wrenching scary ass-shit feeling i was expecting. instead, i completely forgot i was on natural pro and only realised it when i looked back up after falling. ah,...

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March 13, 2003

Forget Miss Universe. THIS ONE

Forget Miss Universe. THIS ONE counts....

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March 12, 2003

I tell you, microsoft

I tell you, microsoft runs the world...

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March 11, 2003

guess its about time i

guess its about time i got one of these. wave to the world, jo. *wave* watch out for updates! :)...

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