These are some of the geeky UK and irish sayings that I have learnt and picked up from some of my workmates (or, the geeks from work...same same)
----------------------

"Big up" - Nick H meaning well done give yourself a pat on the back!

"grand" - Courtenay, Emma, Jamie, Evelyn, Brid (all the irishes say this one! this is the definate favourite and ive started using it too without knowing..argh!)

"umm, sorry I cant actually help you out with that request" - Nick H, just the way he said it cracked me up! what was the customer asking from you Nick? hehehe oh man, i think i need to go home...lol

"mehngan" - Em, seedy/disgusting

"ill buy him a bodyshop pack, Nick is the sensitive type" hahah! Courtenay being a smartass at work when I said that Nick was expecting a bunch of flowers from him and that apparently I ruined the surprise! crackup...

These ones are all said with a too right aussie accent by Emma
"dingos got your baby"
"fire in the uni....."
"sharks in the water!!!"
"Ya flamin' gallah!"
"gotta go home and practise by BOGO POGO!"
"possum's in the attic"

Jazz - "but its so fattening!"
Nick - "look, everythings fattening (rubbing his belly) you just have to make it look goooood"

"went home afterwards and listened to some music in the kitchen drinking hot water..." - Courtaney
"what? hot water?" -Jazz
"I forgot the teabags" - Courtaney

"lets see whos got their tag numbers...then we can validate their ass" - Nick

when Emma doesnt understand what Im saying she says "a what now?" with a wierdassed look on her face!