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QUOTE time!!
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Ok, so these quotes are sorta not meant for you guys, only for Sam, Dan and myself really...we're the ones who will understand and laugh at these cos YOU JUST HAD TO BE THERE!! man, i know im going to be crying tears of laughter while writing this lot down...hehehehe im starting already...hahaa no really, hahahah! serious HAHAHheheh seriously no really HHEHEHEHE....*sigh* haha

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"You Italian??!! ...yeah..ok, why not...*shrug*"
-German Marcus at Oktoberfest to one of the italian guys we had met through Ben.
The Italian guy was so blonde his eyebrows were white! we had never seen an italian like him before (and we didnt want to say anything incase we were rude) and this crackup funny Marcus comes over and we get talking to him and then he pops out this sentence to this quiet and stunned blonde boy after a while and the blonde boy is like cowering in his seat not saying a thing but nodding! man it was a crack up! and every now and again Marcus stands up and toasts "CHEERS TO THE ITALIAN!!!!" hahhahaha oh man i had tears running down my face this whole night at the oktoberfest!!

Sam doing a commando roll
- Oh man!!! funny funny too funny! funny funny hahahaha funny! seriously, this was funny! Sam (who is not the least bit athletic, ok, well, other than being pushed up and down the rugby field by u18's while refereeing hehe) and Sam and Dan were having a pellet gun fight and im sitting on the bed trying to hide and not get shot in the vor...so Sam comes out of his room and runs over to my bed and does a commando roll (well something like it!!) and cant even stand up cos he was all wonky and get my shoe nearly stuck in his nose!! man, seriously though...Sam cracks me up like there is no tomorrow...he was so funny doing this roll i can still see him struggling....HAHAHH!! OH MY GOSH...

- We were in Berlin and trying to sleep because we had to get up at 6am to catch the train to Prague. We were in an 8 bed dorm and were sleeping with all our day clothes on like jeans and stuff and were already uncomfortable then we hear our 2 17 year old room mates come in, 1 is with a guy, they stumble onto their bunk next to ours and i dont want to know what was happening, but i think they were all so pissed they fell asleep....about 1/2 hr later when i was so close to falling asleep, I hear this tapping on the door, i ignored it, it came again, and there was a pause, no one was getting up so i decided to ignore...then it keep happening for about half an hr and this person wouldnt go away! then I heard Sam say "ooooo....come in already!!! do you have a brain?!!" he was so pissed off but it was a crack up! I got up (not cracking up at this time since it was like 3am) and open the door and i see this soggy 18 year old leaning on the door half pissed asking for one of the 17 yr old geeks who was alseep anyway! man, hat ruined my whole night rest and i sorta drifted off into some sorta sleep, but not after giggling a bit about how Sam said it....

This was one of the nights in Venice...the boys had to share a bed every now and again as we booked 3-bed rooms. I hear Sams voice "Stop moving Daniel"then Daniel "what do you mean! your fat gut moves and redisperses the springs in the mattress!...stop moving....pfffft"

"Brass monkeeeeeey the cheeky monkeeeeeey!!!"
- We went on a pub crawl in Rome and met this group of german students who were sooo drunk! one of them (I dont remember his name but he had the glasses on" started singing this song because he saw Daniels key chain which had the Brass Monkey logo and he WOULDNT SHUT UP the whole night about brass friggn monkey!!

"Beer power!!!"
- The friend of 'brass monkey' was screaming out BEER POWER the whole night!

"The only thing he is going to bang is the wall on the way out"
- Sam, talking about the guy from the 2nd pub crawl in Rome with "the Goodies" tshirt who was reeeallly drunk and Daniel says "hes come with those 2 girls, their his room mates and he is going to go bang them"!! hahah, I couldnt stop laughing at this one either...hehe cracked me up, it was just perfect cos i could imagine him banging into the wall rather than the girls!!! HAHAH

After seeing the London Bridge for the first time, Sams thoughts... "No wonder London Bridge fell down, it got sick of itself!" he hated it! lol

When Daniel starts singing in bed, Sam yells out "SNORE!! it sounds better!!" in Lucerne

Jazz to 'Washington DC' (a guy who went on the 2nd pub crawl with us and had a big night) "how you feelin'?" Washington DC "I feel like a soggy asshole"

"dikky dikky boom boom and heshen bag (level 1)"
- Whenever I would talk about how I went away with Levon and Dolma and how much fun we had, the boys would start getting jealous and made fun of the other boys! "sorry were not dikky dikky boom boom" hahaa

"why are you pulling your socks up so high?" - Daniel to Sam (when Sam was putting his socks on)
"so they dont fold over into my shoes" - Sam to Daniel
"they are so high they'll fold over your balls" - Daniel to Sam

"if you hear a loud noise at 2am in the morning, its only Sam laughing" - Daniel, when everyone at the Rome hostel heard Sam laugh

"we used to carry the truck" - Sam (accidently said 'carry' instead of 'drive')
"but why didnt you just drive the truck?" - daniel seeing the mistake and taking advantage of it - on the train to Lucerne

When we were sitting in a pub and we said "at least we can get english TV in london" and Sam says "oh yeah!! (sarcastic) they'll translate it to 'blootey 'ell'!!" (english accent) - In Paris

Sam not being able to get through the automatic door on the train to Lucerne
"Its automatic" - Daniel
"It wont f*(^n open!" - Sam
"I think its cos your too short" - Daniel (as he knows Sam has a height complex!) hahaha

Sam after meeting his cousin in Paris "He's sicker than (thinks for a while)... me!!" (looks shocked!) - Sam in Paris, and can I tell you he was! he straight away started making fun of me and trying to annoy me, try being with 3 guys all the same, oh my goshhh, hello! lucky I can stick up for myself...haha

the one thing that really got me was Daniel gagging... whenever he smelt anything bad, saw anything yuck or whatever, he'd have to turn away and GAG!! He told us about the time that he was asleep at his friends house on the floor after a big night and his freinds dog started licking at his mouth and he got up, gagged and had to throw up! haha he even GAGGED when telling me the story! haha oh my gosh too funny

When the blue light from Sams stoopid phone charger was shining through the bathroom door - Daniel "Jasmen should be sleeping on your bed Sam so she can cover the light with her feet" They made fun of my feet!!

When Sam started blowing his nose reeeally loud in Dublin once back from our trip, scared the hell out of Ann, Daniel goes "If he was outside Buckingham Palace they would think he is part of the band, the Queen comes out and asks "why isnt he in uniform?"

"If Sam went to Africa, they'd shoot him for his 'horn'" referring to Sams nose - Daniel - hahahahaha! this one cracked me up (as always!) man, so funny...sometimes Daniel came up with the best things...

When Sam was talking about the Irish accent and how 3/4 of the word is cut out "can I have a glass of ....r?" "a glass of exactly who???" you had to hear him say it for this one! craaack up!!