30 December 2005
Navasartian Games
Rooftop Basketball Stadium
26th & 27th December
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Well, its over....

Oh, and one other thing...

WE WON!!!!!

We played against ANTRANIG senior women - score was 40 vs 22 and we played a pretty good game, good team work considering we havent had many trainings with everyone there!

Special thanks goes out to LEO - our new coach Tro (thats Tro without a "y") He only had 2 months to work with our team and he did a great job :) so what he is pretty scary to look at and smells really bad (like the chamiches of an egyptian camel) BUT we have to remember that he did help us get to where we are ... SO we'll see if he will stay loyal until we finish our NSBA competitions and get us through to another awesome win ... (someone buy him some aftershave or something, plz)

Me with our Championship Trophy
Its actually pretty scary looking but it'll do...

It was unfortunate because the guys lost their grand finals against ARARAT.
It was a great game and so much fun to watch but just didnt work out for us...Ararat were hungry for it and played well...

My 2 fav girls ... who would annoy me if it wasnt for these 2? 4am wake up calls, hasseling me on what type of clothes i wear, whatever badness you can think of, these girls (and now if that wasnt bad enough, add my new coach into this category as well) ANNOY the hell out of me until i want somebody to slap me!! friggn gor gors, they're all the same i tell ya

Oh, and thanks to our "special" shoulder-dancing supporter from America ... BOBBY ... what would we have done without your wit and your shoulder? nice to know that Sarpie actually has SOME taste, HAHAH!! (ok, so you have to pay me for that comment Bobby - this was our agreement remember? i accept credit cards ok)

oh, I now know what you mean about the "what have i told you about speaking" thing, I GET IT! more people actually talk to me now! im now like an oven-roasted vegetable (only difference being i wear clothes) before i would add to the conversation, but now I just sit there and if its not too hot, every now and again (to show that im alive) i nod ... but, yeah thanx Bobby, my life has really changed cos of you and your spasticated comments - Thanks! :P

Oh, and a surprise visit from my 2 good buddies who i travelled around Europe with, Sam and Daniel, man these guys know how to party (ask Rita/Nic and Sarps lol) ... they snuck me a bottle of rum & coke while no one was looking ... piss! shad piss! but it was gooood....

DANCE PARTY 26th Dec
Something Hotel Pitt Street
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Good turnout, umm, too many armo's (there where none in Dublin! whats happening here!? we should do a boat shipment to ireland or something, good idea to get rid of some of the "defected" ones, whos in on the idea?)

Here are some pics from the night...we all had a good time, Bobby and Sarps learnt never to let me get the drinks, i somehow end up getting "lost"

Rita and Bobby

the 4 of us on arrival - we look bored eh?!

Me and my joojig Rit

Bobbs, Sarps, Nic and my broken nose

doodooz and me - what a cutie

hehe, oh how...um, cute?

ummm....
THE VICTORY* BALL 27th Dec
*Dodgy-armostyle
Willougby Agoomp (out of all places)
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Well, we got ripped off by friggn hundig cab drivers who took us all the way through the flippin' city to get us to willougby! (no matter how much we told them thats not the way!) seriously, i have a thing now to get even with hundig cab drivers, they all suck and are stingey assed money hungry esher with no lives and only indian "reeeg-a-ding ding" music to fill their lives (as well as their stinkey taxi's) phheww, ok, thats my say on sydney cabdrivers, i feel better already...

umm, will somebody cover her olga-molgas please? harrassment!

now THIS is a look! look at that face peoples!

Marloosh, sarps, the ultimate legend and Anoosh

thats that face again! i luv it! lol

us winners trying to dance and stay steady on our feet

Marloosh, Leo, Rita and YES! its that face again! somebody slap me!

the girlz and Bobby

my lay-by!

Anoosh and Rit doing the shorjabar gor

Nalgile time!

All in all, was a great 2 days (no work) of playing basketball ... wish it was like this ALL the time ... had fun hanging out with good mates

Wicklow Mountains, Sally Gap, 2 lakes and Glendalough tour
With Ann
13th Feb 05 - Sunday
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I went on another tour around Wikclow Mountains and Glendalough but this was different than the first so i didnt mind paying the €25 for it and it was really worth it, only thing that annoyed me a bit was the weather, it was just too cold!

Our tour guide Damien was very good at his job,and he seemed to be having a good time! i liked how he was always talking and telling us about the sites and things that we would pass and about everyday life and things...for example how the pubs operate with the tide, so if the tide is down, the pub is closed, this is tradition and comes from many centuries ago from when the boats used to bring their cargo in and the sailors would then go to all the pubs and drink after a hard days work...

I made sure i got good seats on the bus and boy did I! right at the front like a good little girl! haha but the whole trip we saw everything and heard Damien on his mic pretty clearly...

We drove through Dun Loghaire and Dalkey and these 2 places are amazing! they are so beautiful, now i understand why a lot of irishes live outside of Dublin city, cos its a hole! and all the nicer suburbs are just outside it, about 30mins away...i cant wait to get my camera and go floricking around taking pictures!

We went to Glendalough, so ive been, doesnt matter cos i learnt a few more interesting facts about St Kevin and what he got about doing in those days...also took some more great pics and this time with me in them! [cos the other tour i had gone on by myself] we went for a 25min walk to the 2 lakes (this i didnt do last time as well) the weather was FREEZING and i remember my fingers being so cold i was careful not to snap them off! sheesh!

I had the BEST Guiness and beef stew at the lunch stopover that we had, man it was such an awesome feed! €11.50 but welll worth the stew, yummy beef and huge protions...had a nice chat with an australian lady who has moved over to england with her disabled son and her daughter, she has it tough but she loves what she is doing she says...we were telling her how we cant wait to go home and shes like well, i dont have a home anymore in aus, and it got us thinking how hard it must be for her trying to make a home at her age, she is divorced and i think thats what made her start all this travelling around...we swapped some interesting stories and had a good craic...

We drove around to the Sally gap and was it amazing! it was such a great view into the valley and we were looking down onto a natural gorgeous lake (apparently took 15000 years to get the exact colour that the water is and there is a little property located right near it...its gorgeous! we got out (me and Ann ran on first) slipped and slid all over the place trying to get a good pic op, and man was it windy! i got knocked around quite a bit and there was no fence as a 'just incase' so it was pretty scary...took some photos and ran back to the bus just cos it was too cold..

The view we had of dublin was amazing, we drove along a road high up and saw a lot of dublin from up there, really nice view, passed many local pubs which apparently is a must see, they pull out violins and start playing traditional music for you! that would be grand to see...

All in all, everyone kept to themselves (we talked to a nice american girl but thats all) and wasnt very interesting crowd but hey, we werent there for the people...for the scenery!

Got back to Dublin around 5pm and went around looking at some shops on Grafton st...was a pretty cool day and im glad i went...

Edinburgh 2004
New Years Hogmanay Festival
Concert in the Gardens
Blondie and The Scissor Sisters
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When I say that this has been the BEST New Years yet, im not joking!

UHHHRRGHHH me laddies!!! We had a brilliant time...

Flew out of Dublin via Aerlingus for €110 return to Edinburgh on the 30th Dec...we were all pretty excited since it meant a couple of days off and a very exciting new city to visit that none of us had been to previously...

The flight was pretty turbulence infested...and let me tell u, turbulence is not my best freind, like i wouldnt go out for drinks with turbulence if u know what i mean actually, i try to stay AWAY from turbulence and not pick up the phone or email back as little as possible...so the flight was not the best...it was so windy when we got to Scotland that the plane was really ditching and diving when we were trying to land in Edinburgh...well, thanks God we landed safe and got off the plane and into the wind and the cold...man, was it cold...

Our hostel was a pretty cool place...it sounded like a farm barn animal shelter but it ended up being a really cute quaint little apartment private and clean...it was called "Cowgate Tourist Hostel" and close your eyes cos im going to be telling you the price...it cost us €71.60 a night EACH, yep, let me say it again, EACH....it usually cost €20 a night normal nights, but judging that this was ABNORMAL tourist galore night, they decided to charge us more than triple the amount, dodgy b&%$ards i say...and it was a 6 bed dorm too! but this was the only place left and we had to go to Hogmanay because apparently this is one of the biggest most important festivals in europe for N Years.

Before heading out of Dublin we decided to do something "wacky" so we bought fur material and made some shawls which were like shoulder throws...they turned out great! mine was red and so was Anns, Anitas was blue...

The night of Hogmanay...people were everywhere!! we decided to go to Thai before hand and it wasnt the best i gotta say but it would do...and then we walked down to Prices St to show off our concert tickets and get a nice view to the stage...we flashed our wrist bands and waltzed in with, a lot of the people could only get into the street party and not the concert but we were lucky, it worked out better for us because the street party tickets were all sold out...they were 2 pound 50 each and we had to pay 30pounds for our concert tickets which ended up being grand cos the concert was immaculate and the people on the street couldnt see it, they just had music playing...

We waltzed up to our place in the line to get into the gardens, people were commenting left right and centre about our "funky" shawls! we were so proud cos we had each stitched on the ribbon to the fur on our ownsome...and were starting to feel better (and not geeky) for wearing the shawls...it was a lot of fun! and a good way at keeping an eye on each other and not getting lost!

Blondie was really good!! she was wearing some sort of funky looking scottish kilt dress and it was interesting..not my style but interesting...singing her songs and stuff...you know "call me!" thats the song that stuck out the most to me...
Scissor Sisters were interesting, really weird and new funk band...i think half of them are gay and some are just weird, i have no idea, they had these funky outfits on as well...we were all bopping up and down and jumping to see the stage and the Edinburgh Castle glowing orange in the background the whole time..it was amazing! we made freinds with these awesome british people a bunch of guys and girls and they were so much fun! we were mucking around with them and singing with them and taking photos and talking non stop! going to the bathroom wasnt the funniest of fun things to do when your in a crowd of over 250,000 people, let me tell you...people wouldnt let you through! they would stand their ground and tell you to get lost! man, some rude people had flown from County Rudeville just to be there...seriously, they had something stuck up somewhere i dont wanna know...

The fireworks were immaculate!!! they went off! but seriously, after youve seen one, youve seen them all, it was the people we were surrounded with and the huge crowd and the weather and knowing your overseas that did it for me...it was perfect weather, we were worried it would get cancelled like last years because of bad weather, but nope, God was with us and we were having the time of our lives!! and plus some of the vodka we had was keeping us warm...lol!

After partying a bit more and dancing and singing to the remaining acts and songs we said bye to our new freinds and skipped off, we had another invite we had to fulfill! we were going to Kates house for a house party (skotish people looove house parties) and we met up with Anns freinds and Nerida and Brett and Bernie, Belindas and some other girls...they were all cool and had all met each other while overseas...most from Aus...they ended up being a lot of fun and we hung out with them half the time we were in Edinburgh...

Before hand we even trried to get into the Aussie of Aussie places thats all around europe, "The Outback" or whatever its called, Ann hates it, but we couldnt get in cos the line was too long and so we celebrated at another bar (cos one of the girls HAD to down a beer before aussie 12am) this is when i talked to my loved ones back home on my mob! everyone was at our house and had just celebrated new years! i miss them all! but it was so good to hear their voices and know that they were having fun...it was grand...Hovs voice sounds so more mature and older, couldnt recognise it! i miss him the cutie...

oh oh oh oh oh!!! i bought a sword!! i bought a sword! ive always wanted to buy a sword and i finally have one! i got it shipped home from the shop and man was i excited...i cant wait to see it back home and ill prob hang it off my wall in my room, im pretty happy about that buy and i hope it gets home ok fingers crossed...should be fine though...

The weather started getting colder and it even snowed a bit, not too bad since i wont be seeing Christmas snow ever again perhaps, so i wasnt complaining. Our jackets werent warm enough though and i eventually got a throat cold...and man was it hurting, i was snoring like an esh with its head stuck under a cows vor...so not too fun for my roomies...

Oh, for those curious people (like me) you know that question about if skottish men wear anything under their kilts? well, they dont...
ok ok, before you get to excited I will tell you how i know...I was looking out my hostel window one night when we were all really tired and decided to sleep early...and our street is full of pubs and bars and clubs and right outside this window was the "3 sisters" and outside this pub a group had gathered (they had been kicked out actually) and 1 of the boys was wearing a kilt and OHHPAH!! he decided to do a little handstand that showed that scottish chamiches were definatley out that season no matter how cold the weather...his freinds started slapping his vorig and slap hard they did! people were looking and this guy was forced to stay on his hands by his freinds and they were slapping hard! man it was funny! and the thing was that he was wearing a scottish kilt hat with fake orange hair sticking out the end and it made it all the funnier... i think he got a bit embaressed but 5 mins later when the attention was off his hand stained bum, he decided to flash his chamiches and vorig to the crowd! he'd lift his skirt and shuffle his feet and move his wig around and man it was funny! then the police waltzed over and pulled his skirt down...he looked like a little defeated transvestite school boy with his head down sulking...hehehhe, man that was funny! i dont know how his toosh doesnt fall off from the cold! anyway, that was one night to remember...

All in all it was a great couple of days where we learnt a lot about our surroundings and ourselves and as well as the festive periods and how to shop even more and also how to sleep in and recover...sheesh, just like school eh? but after our shopping escapades we were all shopped out and decided on doing some touristy stuff on the last day...but we still have a lot more to see...but that can be done another time i guess...

Ok, the annoying bit...our flight was scheduled to leave at 9:45pm...we caught the airport bus at 8pm, got there around 8:30 and told that our flight was 20mins delayed...then another 50mins got added onto the 20mins and we boarded the plane at 10:30 and we left at 11pm. NOw the reason for our delay we later found out was due to the strong winds in Dublin..the winds were absoultley frantic! the 40min flight took 1.5hrs! we were approaching landing when the plane started rocking and swaying and dropping and my not so favourite freind turlbulence came by again, and this time twice as worse...first try, we couldnt land!!! i felt the plane rise up and turn around...then the captains voice " ummm, hello...as you have noticed...ahh, we havent landed yet [dur really] and this is due to the very strong winds and we cant land because its stonger than normal landing regulations so we ahh, have to wait 5-10mins HOPEFULLY the wind will die down, thankyou" HOPEFULLY??? are you normal, is he normal? hopefully? man, can u just land the plane and then talk please? sheesh, and already the stewardess who talks over the loudspeaker had stuffed up so many times, she was a definate trainee and was stuttering and spitting everywhere, people were tired, i wanted less turbulence Anita and Ann wanted sleep cos they had to work the next day early...

Well, eventually, we landed....tried again after 15mins and after a rough turbulence way down, the landing was perfect and my heart was in my eyelid...sheesh...that was the toughest plane ride ove been on, thanks Aerlingus! the captains did a great job though and the stewardess ended off with "thankyou for flying with Aerlingus on this SHORT ride" umm, SHORT...she even said it twice and people on board laughed...yup, 1.5hrs instead of 40mins is pretty short...geeks...oh well, thank God it all ended well...got to bed pretty late, but slept as good as u can with a sore throat...

WHAT an experience!

Scotland is definately the place to be for New Years!

Carolines boyfriends house party
19th Dec - Blackrock
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This was a pretty good night. Anns work freind Caroline invited us to her boyfriends house for a xmas party. Apparently, there was a group of 15 boys who were supposed to be showing up after a soccer match but their bus broke down and couldnt make it! there was about 4 guys and 4 girls...we met up at Tonic a pub in Blackrock and drank a bit there then went back to the house and sat around and talked all night...it was an ok night...met some nice people and had fun

Rolly's Restaurant @ Ballsbridge
9:30pm reservation
afters @ Synnotts Bar off Grafton St
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The night ended up being just GRAND...

We had reservations at Rolly's, met the girls at Q bar on the corner of O'Connell St, caught a taxi and went to the pub next door to the restaurant to wait for Nick.

The food was great! pretty expensive, and goooooood! had some champagne and orange juice, yum and chatted about anything and everything...

We then arranged to meet the rest of the Connection 2 gang at Synnotts @ Grafton St, it was a pretty dodgy place but it was ok music, mix of everything and from the looks of it, no one really cared, they just danced! everyone was pretty "merry" lets just say...*hehe*

Court and Michael bopping

doing a tango with Jamie in the background!

whos sneaking in a drink now? Nick ordering a bottle of "lemonade"

Well, Michael was obviously having a good time dancing and posing for photos, Johnny boy was outside most of the time talking to the brick wall while smoking his cigarettes, Courtenay was stealing stephs santa hat and tango-ing with the groovers and shakers on the dance floor, Nick was...being Nick, Steph was shaking her booty with her feathers malting every which way, Jamie was dancing with a 75 year old man (who had the moves mind you!) Emma was trying to hide from all her highschool teachers that showed up during the night, Wassila was standing around and talking, drinking and giggling and everyone was just having a good time in general! cool bunch of people who I had a lot of fun with...

I think Michael knocked Stephs hat off her head!

I think everyone left the party with a feather stuck in or on some part of their body!

comeeeerre, give me a hug!

Anyway, after a couple of hours of dancing and drinking, everyone started going home, I got home at about 3am, not good for a school night I tell ya'

Jamie, Nick, Court, JJ, mua

All in all, I had a great time! plenty of laughs (not enough alcohol though!) but hopefully there will be a next time...

These are some of the geeky UK and irish sayings that I have learnt and picked up from some of my workmates (or, the geeks from work...same same)
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"Big up" - Nick H meaning well done give yourself a pat on the back!

"grand" - Courtenay, Emma, Jamie, Evelyn, Brid (all the irishes say this one! this is the definate favourite and ive started using it too without knowing..argh!)

"umm, sorry I cant actually help you out with that request" - Nick H, just the way he said it cracked me up! what was the customer asking from you Nick? hehehe oh man, i think i need to go home...lol

"mehngan" - Em, seedy/disgusting

"ill buy him a bodyshop pack, Nick is the sensitive type" hahah! Courtenay being a smartass at work when I said that Nick was expecting a bunch of flowers from him and that apparently I ruined the surprise! crackup...

These ones are all said with a too right aussie accent by Emma
"dingos got your baby"
"fire in the uni....."
"sharks in the water!!!"
"Ya flamin' gallah!"
"gotta go home and practise by BOGO POGO!"
"possum's in the attic"

Jazz - "but its so fattening!"
Nick - "look, everythings fattening (rubbing his belly) you just have to make it look goooood"

"went home afterwards and listened to some music in the kitchen drinking hot water..." - Courtaney
"what? hot water?" -Jazz
"I forgot the teabags" - Courtaney

"lets see whos got their tag numbers...then we can validate their ass" - Nick

when Emma doesnt understand what Im saying she says "a what now?" with a wierdassed look on her face!

V1, RnB saturday night
11th December 04
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Hows the craic man!?

This was another good night dancing! Ann didnt come along which was a shame for her cos it was a lot of fun! Anita came along but left at around 11:40pm cos she was tired, so I walked her back home and I went back again to meet the boys and Em. Funny, the bouncers knew us straight away and didnt check our ids, *hehe*

By the time I got back 1 hr had gone past! the group was pretty "happy" and I joined them and bought myself a heineken which was "mmmmmM" I cant believe how much im liking beer these days, what the...? especially carbombs, YUM...

Anyway, every now and again, someone in the group would run off by themselves to the dance floor whenever we heard a song we liked! BUT, you cant dance by yourself, there is always some annoying person who tried to feel you up...come on peoples, im trying to dance here hello...it got annoying after a while but at least i danced to a couple of good songs...

There was this one really pretty blonde haired chick at our table who was sooo pissed...she spilt BEER ALL OVER ME!! i had beer running down both my thighs and my jeans were soaked! ewww, so annoying...but all in all, a pretty good night.

Started walking home, dropped off Em at O'connell and we walked to Dame. Dame st, crowded as usual, and what do u see just outside the AIB bank?? SIMON CARRYING A SCREAMING JAZZ ON HIS SHOULDER!! he lifted me up, not once but TWICE and ran with me down Dame street! oh mmyyy goshhshss..! haha, ok, i gotta admit it was A LOT of fun! I think he must have broken his shoulder or something...! he says he is fine though, sheesh, he better not come back to me when he is 65 and ask for me to pay for his brittle bone operation...mama mia...

ok, Simon got the flames added onto his dragon that he has on his shoulder...

A
Afters (n): dessert
Ages (n): long time
Agro (n): fight
Alans or Alan Wickers(n): nickers; as in keep your alans on; calm down.
Alco (n): someone who's always drunk
Amadáin (Omadhan) (n): idiot
Any Use? (n) any good? as in "Was the film any use?"
Apache (n): joyrider
Ape (n): fool
Ara be whist (v): shut up.
Arse (n): backside
Arseways (a): "I did it all arseways" = I made a complete mess of it!
Arthurs (n): a pint of Guinness; as in Arthur Guinness the founder.
That's Arthur Guiness talking (phr): when someone is talking rubbish while under the influence
Arthur scargill (n): gargle/drink; after the miners union leader in the 80s in England.
Article (n): a woman, usually half in jest
Artist, government (n): person 'drawing' the dole [social security]
Ask me arse/bollocks; go and shite; eff off and don't be annoying me (phr): general ways of telling someone to shut up
As rough as a bear's arse
As scarce as hen's teeth
As sick as a small hospital
As small as a mouse's diddy
As thick as two short planks
As useful as a lighthouse on a bog
As useful as a cigarette lighter on a motorbike
As useless as a chocolate teapot
As useless as tits on a bull
As weak as a salmon in a sandpit - (hungry)
At it (v): making love
Aubergine (n): brinjal, egg plant
Aul Man or Fella (n): father
Aul Wan (n): mother
Aussie kiss (n): cunnilingus /similar to a French Kiss, but given down under
Away with ye / away on / Aye right (phr): I don`t really believe you.

B
Babby (n): little child - baby
Baby Power (n): miniature bottle of Powers Irish Whiskey (favoured size for ladies handbags)
Bad dose (n): tough old time with illness
Bad egg (n): a dodgy bloke or a troublemaker
Bag of Taytos (n): packet of potato chips a.k.a. crisps
Bags (n): messy job
Bake (n): face/mouth
Baldy, as in "I haven't got a baldy" (phr): I haven't a clue(br> Ball of shite (n): as in, my dad's old car was a ball of shite
Ball-bag (n): scrotum but used to mean total idiot
Balls (n): to mess up, e.g. I made a balls of that job
Balls (n): male genitalia
Baluba (n): "stop acting like a Baluba". Horseplay, rough housing. Derived from the Baluba tribe Belgian Congo. Several Irish soldiers killed by them in the early 1960s
Banger (n): old car
Bang on (a): perfectly correct
Banjaxed (a): broken, no good
Bap (n): bread bun
Barm brack (n): cake eaten at holloween, from gaelic bareen brack = a feckled cake
Barrelling (v): rushing around (with purpose?)
Baths (n): public swimming pool
Battle cruiser (n): the pub; rhymes with boozer.
Baz (n): pubic hair
Bazzer (n): haircut
Bean flicker (n): lesbian
Bean-jacks (n): ladies toilet
Begorrah (exclam): be god (no self-respecting Irish person says this. Sorry, Hollywood)
Bejappers (exclam): as above
Belt (v): hit, assault
Be wide (phr): be careful
Be dog wide (phr): be extra vigilant
Beor (pronounced bee-yo) (n): attractive woman
Bevvies (n): alcoholic drinks
Beyant (n): beyond or over there
Bibe (n): a girl/woman and means she's a right old cow - from the Waterford area
Bifter (n): joint, as in "roll a bifter"
A bigger bollox never put his arm through a coat (phr): Self- explanatory
Bills (n): pounds
Bingo wings (n): flabby underarms on a woman
Bird (n): girl generally, or girlfriend
Biro (n): ballpoint pen
Bitch-bag (n): male scrotum or bollocks
Bite the back of my bollox (phr): stop bothering me
Black (a): very crowded, busy - as in 'town was black!'
Blackers (n): blackberries
Blackguard (pron. blaggard) (n): a ne'er-do-well/ (v) to give someone a hard time: He's blaggardin' ya
Black Mariah (n): police van - Paddy wagon in the States

Black Stuff,the (n): Guinness
Blarney (n): nonsense
Blather (v): talk
Bleedin' deadly (a): brilliant
Bloody (a): strengthing adjective, used liberally
Blow (n): hash
Blue shirt type of guy (n): 1930's quasi-fascist group
Bob (n): a shilling in the old Pounds, shillings and pennies; even though the monetary system changed, the name stuck
Bob (n): If a girl sees a good looking man,she can say that he is a "bob" or that she would "give him a few bob", meaning she would like to have intimate relations with him
BOBFOC (n): Body Off Baywatch, Face Off Crimewatch, eg. "she's a Bobfoc"
Bog (n): country area - where culchies come from
Bogey (n): snot; something wrong, as in he's bogey or I got a bogey pint
Bogs (n): public toilets
Bogtrotter (n): another word for a culchie
Bold (a): naughty
Bollacking (n): to "give out" to someone
Bollix (n): alt spelling of below
Bollocks (n): anyone you think is stupid
Bolloxed (a): very drunk
Bolloxed up (v): screwed up
Bolt (v): go fast/ run away
Bombardier (n): type of Irish bus
Boozer (n): pub
Boreen (n): narrow lane or road
Boss (n): polite generic term when you're chatting to someone
'Bout ye (phr): how are you doing? (Originated in Belfast)
Bouzzie, Bowsie (n): young good-for-nothing, who hangs around on street corners
Bowler (rhymes with Cow-ler) (n): dog/ugly person
Box (n): female genitalia
Boxin' the fox (phr): robbing an orchard
Boyo (n): a bit of a lad
Brass monkey (phr): In reference to exceptionally cold weather - "It'd freeze the balls off a brass monkey".
Brasser (n): woman of ill repute, who charges but a brass coin for her services
Brickin' it (a): nervous to the point of soiling oneself
Brilliant (a): great, best
Brown Trout (n): excrement
Brutal (a): terrible
Bucket of snots (n): a ugly person
Bucketing (v): raining very heavily
Buckled (v): drunk
Bucko (n): lad, player
Bud (n): polite generic term when you're chatting to someone
Buff (n): another word for red-necks, although mostly used by red-necks to describe other red-necks living further out in the countryside, and likely to live on a farm up a mountain somewhere OR (a) naked
Bushed (v): exhausted/knackered
Business (n): shit - as in, 'I have to do me business'
Business (n): cool - as in, 'It's the business' when asked about a new film, for example.
Buzzies (n): travellers

C
Cacks (n): trousers - 'I was laughing me cacks off'- I was laughing so hard my trousers fell down' Or ' I wet me cacks' it was so funny - I was so scared 'I shit me cacks'. I was 'shitting it'.
Caffler (n): arsehole, idiot, eejit
Cake-hole (n): mouth or arsehole!
Can of piss (n): derogatory term i.e. "You're some can of piss"
Canary, nearly had a (n): had a fright
Canted (v): kicked a football over a wall - "you canted the ball you fucking eejit" - as in you CANT get the ball back - the other side of the wall contains usually a big dog or some bollix who never gives you your football back
Capper (n): a handicapped person
Carpet muncher (n): lesbian
Carry-on (n): argument, commotion
Cassie (n): back yard
Cat (a): no good, awful, very bad
Cess, bad (n): Bad luck
Cha (n): tea
Chancer (n): dodgy/risky character
Cheek (n): Disrespect
Cheesed Off (a): angry, also Pissed Off
Cheese on your chin (phr): your fly is open!
Chinwag (n): a chat
Chipper (n): fish and chip shop
Chips (n): french fries
Chiseller (n): young child
Choken the chicken(v): wank
Chucker-out (n): doorman/bouncer
Circling over Shannon (phr): drunk. Derived from the visit of Boris Yeltsin to Shannon when he was apparantly too drunk to get off the plane. They circled six times to sober him up!
Claim (v): if you claim somebody you are picking a fight. You are claimed !
Clatter (n): slap
Clique (n): a group
Close (n): humid, as in "it's very close"
Cnawvshawling (v): complaining
Cock (n): penis
Cock manger (n): urinals
Cod (v): having someone on, as in: "Aw, g'wan, yer only coddin' me"
Coodle (n): shit
Cog (v): copy someone else's work at school
Colcannon (v): Mashed potatoes, cabbage or kale & butter, served at halloween
Complan (n): meal supplement, usually drunk by pregnant women and grannies
Confo (n): confirmation (Catholic sacrament)
Conkers (n): chestnuts
Cop on (to yourself) (v): get a life/don't be so stupid
Coppertop/ coppernob (n): Gingerhaired person
Cop shop (n): Garda station
Cooker (n): stove
Corner boy (n): somebody who hangs around aimlessly on the streets(gen a youth); used by older people
Covers (n): bedclothes
Cow Juice (n): milk
Crack (n): fart
Cracker (a): wonderful
Craic (n): (pronounced crack) fun time and good conversation
Crisps (n): potato chips
Crock (n): bad car; crock of shite is same as ball of shite.
Cub (n): young boy
Culchie (n): a city dweller's name for a country person
Cute hoors (n): usually politicians - it implies deviousness and crookedness. (in this case, I suppose it could apply to a female as well, but almost always the term 'hoor' is masculine.) In Ireland, at least, 'cute' means 'clever'
Cuttie (n): young girl
Cutty Knife (n): knife for cutting the bread

D
Da (n): father
Dander (n): a leisurely stroll
Danny boy (n): twenty pounds in money
Deadly (a): very cool
Deadner, give a (n): to knee someone in the side of their thigh
Dear (adj): expensive
Dekko (v): look at, inspect
Delph (n): crockery, cups, saucers etc
Dense (n): stupid - as dense as bottled shite
Desperate (adj): terrible
Diabolical (a): really terrible
Dickey Dazzler (n): an over dressed man
Diddies (n): breasts
Dig (n): punch or slap
Divil (n): devil
Do a Bunk/Flit (v): sneak off, usually to avoid paying a bill, the rent, etc.
Dodgy (n): suspect/mechanically suspect
Dog's Bollocks or Puppy's privates (n): the genuine article
Doing a line (phr): courting, seeing someone
Doing (or speaking) 90 to the dozen (v): going (or speaking) very fast
Doing the rat race (v): driving through housing estates to avoid the traffic
Donkey's Years (n): a long time - 'I haven't seen him in donkey's years'
Doorstep (n): a sandwich made with thickly cut bread i.e. a mug of rosie and a doorstep
Dope (n): idiot, more playful than eejit
On the Doss (v): To be goofing off
Dosser (n): layabout, useless
Dote (n): a lovely little thing, usually a baby
Down the Swanie (phr): down the drain
Doxie (n): a lady of the night who plies her trade on the docks
Drain da snake (phr): have a piss, take a leak
Drawers (n): underwear, usually ladies' :-)
Dressed to the nines (phr): done up, in your Sunday best
Drink Link (n): a bank ATM
Drop the hand (phr): gain access to a female's nether regions, go below the belt etc.
Dry Shite (n): a dull, boring person
Dry up (phr): Shut up!
Dry your arse (phr): Shut up and stop acting like a child.
Duck's Arse (n): wet fag butt
Duds (n): clothes
Dummy/Dummy Tit (n): pacifier / soother
Dump (taking a) (n): sitting on the toilet, doing a #2 !

E
Eat the head off (v): attack verbally
Eatin' house (n): restaurant
Eccer (n): homework (from exercises)
Eejit (n): idiot
Effin' and blindin' (n): cursing and swearing
Elephants (n): drunk
Erection section (n): slow set at a disco

F
F-word (n,a,v, etc.): used freely, mostly for strengthening an adjective.
Fag (n): cigarette
Fair play/whack to ya! : well done!
Falling from me, it's (phr): polite way of saying "I've got the runs"
Fanny (n): female genitalia
Far wack, the (n): over on the opposite side.
Fart around (v): to fool around
Feck (n): used instead of the other F word
Fecker (n): used instead of the other F word
Fecky the Ninth (n): complete idiot
Fib (n): a lie
Fierce (a): very; 'twas fierce cold
Fifty (n): stood-up (I got a fifty)
50p lifesaver (n): condom
Fine thing/fine bit of stuff (n): admiring comment on member of opposite sex
Fire away (v): continue, go ahead
Fiver (n): 5 pound note
Fla/Flah (n): very attractive person
Fla/Flah (v): to have sexual intercourse with someone ( From Irish 'Fleadh' meaning party)
Flah'ed out (a): exhausted
Flahulach (a): flamboyant, also very generous, throwing money around
Flagon (n): large 2-litre bottle, usually cider
Flaming (a): drunk
Flea Rake (n): a comb
Flicks (n): movies, pictures
Flied Lice (n): rice (in Chinese take-away accent)
Flitters (a): tattered and torn
Flog (v): sell
Flummoxed (a): puzzled
Flute (n): penis
Fluthered (a): drunk
Fly Cemetery (n): currant bun
Flying low, you're (phr): your zip is undone
FM (n): Fuckable Mother or MILF
Follier-upper (n): a serial at the pictures (movies). To be continued ...
Foostering (n): wasting time
Foundered (a): freezing cold
Fry (n): fried breakfast (typically sausage, bacon, eggs and pudding)

G
Gaa, playing (v): gaelic football [from Gaelic Athletics Association]
Gack (n): refers to a foolish or stupid person. Can also be pronounced "gackawacka", or "gacky" (a). "Wise up ya gack ye." "Those shoes are gacky looking."
Gaff (n): house
Gallery (n): great fun, someone is a gallery-entertaining person- a mad laugh
Galya (n): baby
Gameball (exclam): OK
Gammy (a): shitty, a load of crap, useless
Gander (n): a nosey look
Ganky (n): ugly, unpleasant woman (Co. Cork)
Gansey (n): sweater, jersey, pullover or loads (of something)
Gargle (n & v): alcohol - to go out drinking
Gary Glitter (n): your shitter or arse
Gas (a): funny
Gasur (n): young boy
Gatch (n): an unusual way of walking e.g. look at the gatch on him
Gawk (v): stare
Gawk (v): to throw up - especially after alcohol
Gear (a/n): good, clothes
Gee, Gee-box (n): female genitalia (hard G sound)
Gee-bag (n): general term of abuse
Gee-Eyed (a): drunk
Gersha (n): young girl
Get off with (someone) (ph): make out
Get on like a house on fire (n): to get on real well with someone
Get out of that garden (phr): same as ""Yeah right!" or "Up the yard!""
Gick (n): shit
Gicker (n): your bum [up the gicker (no man quicker)]
Gift (n): excellent, unexpected surprise
Gimp (n): an undeveloped weedy adult male
Gingernut (n): redheaded person
Git (n): rotten person
Give him a toe in the hole (v): kick in the arse
Give Out (v): to criticize someone - 'She gave out to him something fierce over standing her up'
Gizmo (n): a thing or most often a guitar
a Go (n): turn/fight
Go on outta that (phr): no way in hell or you're pulling my leg
Gob (n): mouth, as in: "shut your gob" or (v): to spit
Gobber (n): A spit (of the green kind)
Gobshite (n): idiot
Gobsmacked (a): very surprised
Go-car (n): baby's pushchair
Gollier (n): a big, fat spit of phlegmy stuff
Gom, Gombeen (n): idiot
Good Gear (n): good, clothes or stuff
Gooter (n): penis
Gossoon (n): child
Gouger, (Gow for short) - (As used by Dublin Gardaí) (n): a dangerous knacker/thief
Go way outta that! (phr): Dismissive response, indicating general disdain and disbelief
Gowl (n): stupid person/idiot; vagina
Grand (a): fine, nice
Growler (n): female genitalia (hairy growler)
Gushie/rushie (n): to throw up a sweet/candy or coin and have a crowd of kids run to catch it.
Guard (n): policeman - also Razzers, the Razz, mule, pigs, shades, a female guard is a "banner" - (the irish for police woman is Ban Garda).
Guff (n): nonsense or smell
Gullier (n): a large marble used when playing along the road kerb
Gummin' (v): salivating, dying for something e.g. I'm gummin' for a pint.
Gur cake (n): a dense fruit cake
Gurrier / Guttie (n): lout, hooligan or gypsy
Gut (n): stomach
Gutties (n): trainers, sports shoes
Guzz-eye (n) cast in the eye i.e. "he has a guzz-eye"

H
Hames (n): a mess - 'He made a right hames of the job'
Happy out (v): everything is sorted out now or you're generally happy with the situation.
Hard Neck (n): cheek
Hardchaw, Hardman (n): rough person, the type who's ready for a fight at the drop of a hat - "Yeah you, wha' ya lookin' a?"
Hard Tack (n): spirits (usually whiskey), neat
Hash (n): to mess up, e.g. I made a hash of it
Has she calfed yet? (v): Giving birth
Haven't got a baldy (phr): no chance
Haven't got a snowball's chance in hell (phr): no chance; longer version of above
Having the painters in (ph): having your period
Head (n): friend or pal e.g. How's it going head?
Header (n): nutcase, unstable person
Head the ball (n): foolish person/ or generic name for any person
Heavin' (v): thronged/packed i.e the place was heavin last Saturday
Heel (n): the first or last slice of a loaf of bread
Heifer (n): an ugly country woman (the consensus being that she looks like a cow)
Hick or Hickey/Hickster (a/n): unfashionable
High babies (a): senior infants' school
Hit and miss (n): piss
Hockeyed them out of it (phr): really beat them in a game of football or whatever sport you are playing. Like 10-0
Hogan's Goat (phr): kept woman
Hole (n): arse
Hole in the wall (n): ATM
Holliers (n): holidays!
Holy joe (n): sanctimonious person
Holy show (n): spectacle
Hoofed (v): walked
Hooley (n): party or celebration
Hoor (n): an all-purpose type of word. Someone you disapprove of can be 'a right old hoor', but you can also have 'not a bad old hoor' ( kind of grudging respect).
Hoor's Melt (n): offspring of a hoor, a bit like "son of a bitch"
Hop, on the (n): bunk school, playing truant
Horrors (n): drunk, e.g. I was in the horrors last night
Hot Press (n): airing cupboard, where the hot water geyser is.
Hot Rocks (n): The burning bits of hash/paper that flake off from the business end of a joint.
How are the men? (phr): said on entering a non-local pub (usually in the country) when there are a few of the locals present. It breaks the ice apparently.
How's the form? (phr): how are you?
How's the talent? (phr): Is there anyone good looking/ interesting about?
Howya : "how are you?" - typical greeting
Hump, the (n): sulking
Hunkers, on your (n): crouching down (squatting)

I
I am in me wick (phr): you must be joking!
I could eat a baby's arse through the bars of a cot (phr): I'm hungry
I could eat the lamb o' Jayjus through the rungs of a chair (phr): I'm very hungry
I'd eat a farmer's arse through a blackthorn bush! (phr): I'm hungry
If I were mad, I would! (phr): I certainly won't
I've a mouth on me (phr): I'm hungry
I've a throat on me (phr): I'm thirsty
I will in me brown (phr): I won't!
I will in me ring (phr): certainly not!

J
Jabs (n): breasts
Jackeen (n): a culchie's name for a Dubliner
Jacked (a): tired
Jack in the box (n): A dead Dublin man
Jacks (n): toilet
Jaded (a): very tired, knackered
Jammer(n): stolen car
Jammers (a): very crowded, busy
Jammin (v): having your period
Jammy client (n): class A fool
Jam on your egg (n): wishful thinking; will never happen
Jam Rags (n): sanitary towels aka brillo pads
Jammy (a): lucky
Janey Mack! (exclam): Gosh, really?
Japers! (exclam): Gosh, really?
Jar (n): A pint
Jaysus (exclam): Jesus
Jibber (n): person afraid to try new things
Jip (n): sperm
Jo Maxi (n): taxi
Johnny (n): condom
Johnny-jump-up (n): pint of guinness mixed with Bulmers (cider)
Joyce (n): ten pounds in money
Juicy (a): cute

K
Kick in the bollocks, a (n): a laming blow to the male genitalia with a foot. or very bad news
Kimberley's (n): local biscuits, used to be made by Jacob's
Kip (n): a dump or a dive
Kip, to have a (n): short sleep, nap
Kisser (n) mouth
Knacker (n): gypsy, travelling person
Knackered (v): very tired
Knacker's yard (n): The abattoir
Knickers (n): ladies' underwear also Don't get ur knickers in a twist (phr): don't worry yourself
Knick-knacking (v): ringing a doorbell and running away
Knicks (n) sports shorts
Knob (n): penis
Knobs (n): breasts
Knocked up (v): pregnant
Knock someone up (v): call around to someone's house on business

L
Lack (n):girlfriend/sex slave
Ladhb (n): awkward looking lad.
Lady Muck (n): a stuck-up woman
Lamped him out of it, I (phr): I really hit the guy hard, knocked him out
Langer (n): penis
Langers (a): drunk
Large Lad (n): mickey, willy, penis
Lashing (v): raining hard
Lashings (n): a lot i.e. lashings of food
Laudy daw (n): snob
Lay off! (exclam): leave me alone, stop it!
Layin' a cable (phr) : taking a crap
Legger, do a (phr): to abscond from the scene
Legging (it) (v): moving at pace!
Letting on (v): pretending
Life of Reilly (phr): carefree, hedonistic
Lift (n): elevator
Like a blue-arsed fly (phr): running around, hectically busy
Little green man (phr): a small bottle of Jameson's
Loaf (v): to head butt someone
Local, the (n): the nearest pub
Locked (a): very drunk
Lock in (n): when a pub locks people in after hours so the pub looks closed from the outside.
Longers (n): long trousers
Loopers (a): nuts - It was 'loopers'; that auld one is 'loopers'. She's 'looped out of it'
Lose the head (n): to lose control and start a fight
Low babies (a): junior infants' school
Lurching (v): slow dancing up close
Lush (n): a bit of a drinker

M
Ma (n): mother
Maggot, Stop acting the ... (ph): stop messin' around
Mala (n): plasticine
Malarky (n): tomfoolery
Mangled (a): drunk
Manky (a): filthy dirty
Mantelpiece (n): ornamental area around a fireplace
Mary Jane (n): women's privates
Mary Hick, Mary Banger (n): unfashionable female
Massive (n): brilliant, deadly
Master (n): the best, expression of approval. "It's the master"
Me arse and Katty Barry! (phr): yeah sure!
Mebbs (n): genitals
Melted (a): very tired
Mentaller (a): crazy guy
Me ould segotia, me ould sweat, me ould flower (n): best friend
Messages (n): shopping, groceries
Messing (v): playing around
Mickey (n): child's name for a penis
Mickey Márbh (n): Irish language for Stillorgan, a suburb if Dublin (i.e. still organ, márbh means dead in Irish)
Midden (n): a sloppy person
Middling (a): so-so, neither good nor bad
Millie up! (phr): a fight going to start
Milling (v): fighting
Mind yer house! (phr): warning that one is going to be tackled from behind (sport)
Mind yourself (v): be careful
Minerals (n): soft drinks in the US, cool drinks in South Africa
Mingin' (a): dirty, manky
Mink (n): traveller
Missed by a gee hair (ph): just missed; can be used to describe a near accident or a missed shot in soccer etc.
Mitch (v): bunk school, playing truant
Molly (n): effeminate
Molly coddle (v): over protect
Mortaller (n): mortal sin
Mortified (a): embarassed, usually said by your ma
Mot (n): girlfriend
Motherless (a): drunk
Mouldy (n): lousy/rotten
Mountainy (a): as in "She's a bit mountainy"; term of abuse for women from the country denoting big and rough like a mountain.
Muck (n): soil
Mucker (n): either a culchie or sometimes, a friend i.e. someone you muck around with.
Muck Savage (n): mountain man culchie
Muck-truck (n): culchie school bus
Mulchie or Munchie (n): Somebody who lives in the country
Muppet (n): fool, idiot
Murder (n): tough going/difficult
Muzzy (n): a little brat

N
Narky (a): cranky
Nat-king (n): dole; comes from nat king Cole (rhyming slang)
Nawful (n): terrible
Ned (n): excrement sim. to dump
Nicker (n): money; 50 nicker=50 quid/pounds
Nickser, Nixer (n): a job done on the quiet so that no tax has to be paid on the wages.
Nifty (n): very useful
Nifty 50 (n): a Honda 50cc motorcycle
99, a (n): ice cream cone with a chocolate flake
Ninty to the dozen, going (v): going very fast
Nip (n): nude, as in 'I saw her in the nip'
Nits (n): head lice
Noggin (n): head
Norrier, the (n): The North Circular Road - [dublin]
Numbs (n): drunk, e.g. I was in the numbs last night
Nunny bunny (n): five pounds in money
Nuts (a): mad

O
Odds (n): loose change
Off licence (n): liquor store, place to buy take away booze
Off the drink (phr): means you're not drinking for a while. Typically lasts as long as the hangover!
Off me face (phr): really high on drugs or alcohol
Off your nut (v): crazy - 'That fella's off his nut'
Oinseach (n): an eejit; from old Irish meaning scabby old woman
Oirish(n): typically, clichéd Irish(ness)
Old Lady (n): mother
Old Man (n): father
Omadhaun (n): bit of a fool
On the never never (n): On Hire purchase
On the ockie (phr): on the hop, playing truant from school, work
On the piss (phr): pub crawl, out drinking
One and One (n): fish and chips i.e. One and One Cod
Ossified (v): drunk
Oxters (n): armpits

P
Package of crips (n): a packet of potato crisps
Pain in the hole (n): Pain in the ass
Paralytic (a): very drunk
Pave (v): to rob something
Pavey/ Pikey (n): gypsy (they were specifically travelling sellers of fabric)
Pedal and crank (n): wank
Peeler (n): policeman
Pelt (n): skin
Pelting (v): throwing objects or pelting with rain
Perishing (a): ...are very cold
Petrified (a): drunk
Pictures (n): movies
Pint of plain (n): a pint of Guinness
Piped telly (n): Cable television
Piss (v): urinate
Piss in the Beds (n): dandelions
Pissed off (a): angry
Pisser (n): going out for a night of big drinking.
Pisshead (n): someone who's always drunk
Piss up (n): getting drunk. Let's all go on a big piss up
Plankin' it (phr): very nervous
Plastered (a): drunk
Plastic Paddy (n): someone of Irish descent who has all the accoutrements of Irishness - ends up being a cliché
Plonker (n): idiot
Pogue (n): kiss
Pogue Mahone (phr): kiss my arse
Polluted (a): drunk
Poof (n): homosexual
Poppies (n): potatoes
Porter, a rake of (n): a lot of stout
Posser (n): when you get a wet foot from walking in a puddle of water
Poteen (n): illegal spirits
Powerful (a): great, excellent, grand
Praities (n): potatoes
Pram (n): go-car, baby's pushchair
Press (n): cupboard
Pruning (v): when you get your testicles grabbed and squeezed hard usually by a few guys holding you down or sometimes suddenly by one bully!
Provo (n): a member or supporter of the (Provisional) IRA
Puck (n): punch
Puke (n): get sick, vomit
Pull (v): Vague verb popular in Belfast that means, generally, to have some manner of success with a woman. "I pulled last night" or 'do you think he'll pull?' can refer to anything from a snog to the beast with two backs.
Pulling me plum (v): doing absolutely nothing
Pullin' me wire (v): having a wank
Pull your socks up (phr): get to work/get busy
Put a gap in the bush (phr): close the door
Put the heart crossways in someone (phr): you'll give me a heart attack i.e. "Jasus, don't do that. You'll put the heart crossways in me"
Putting it on the long finger (phr): putting it off, procrastinating
Puss (n):face, usually sulky

Q
Quare (n): contrary to popular belief this does not mean queer or strange but great! - it's irish irony
Quare hawk (n): odd fella
Quern (a): used only in wexford it means "very" i.e. "I'm quern tired."
Queue up (v): to queue
Qweer bit of skirt / talent (n): a really attractive woman / man.
Quid (n): pound(s); 50 quid=50 pounds

RRabbit on (v): talk a lot
Rag order (n): disorganised
Rake (n): a great amount of anything
Rapid (a): amazing
Rashers (n): pieces of bacon; female genetalia
Rat (n): squealer; some one who tells on you.
Re-calibration (n): any amount of time spent with the AA - (Alcoholic's Anonymous)
Reddener (n): blush
Red neck (n): anyone who isn't from Dublin [ came from the parents hitting their children on the back of the neck, saying 'Get up to Dublin and get a job' ]
Redser (n): somebody with red or ginger hair
Reef (v): beat (a person) up
Ride: (n) an attractive person (v) to have sex
Ri-Ra (n): fun and excitement
Riverdance (n): The act of commiting suicide in the Shannon. "so and so did The Riverdance"
Rock'n' roll (n): having sex, 'did you get your rock'n'roll' (get yer hole)
Ronnie (n): moustache - after movie star, Ronald Coleman
Root (v): search
Rosie Lee (n): tea
Rossie (n): brat
Rub-a-dub-dub (n): the pub
Rubber (n): pencil eraser
Rubber as in "I was rubber last night" (phr): my legs were made of rubber I had so much to drink
Rubber Dollies (n): running shoes
Rubber Johnny (n): condom
Ructions (n): Loud arguing or commotion - 'There were great ructions at our house last night'
Runners (n): trainers, everyday sports shoes
the Runs (a): another term for the scutters
Rushers/wellies (n): wellington boots

S
Sally (n): head; comes from Sallynoggin (Dublin suburb) you take out the noggin part which is head.
Sambos (n): sandwiches
Sap (n): wimp
Savage (a): very severe or excellent
Scab (n&v): one who scabs (constantly borrows or tries to get freebies); scabby, stingy
Scab (n): ugly woman/man
Scaldy (n): scabby, stingy
Scallion (n): spring onion
Scalped (v): to get a short haircut
Scanger (n): stupid female
Scarlet (a): blushing
Scatter (v): run away from something
Scon (n): amorous encounter (Kilkenny Origin)
Score (n): twenty; Four score=80; lend us a score=20 pounds
Score (v): as in to succeed in getting a one night stand
Scram! : go away!
Scran (n): food
Scrap (n): fight
the Scratch (a): dole, social security
Scratcher (n): bed
Scrawbed (n): scratched by fingernails - usually in a fight
Screwed (v): fecked, in trouble
Scrubber (n): female of low morals
Scuttered (n): drunk
Scundered/scunderated (v): embarrassed
Scutters/Squitters (n): diarrhoea
Scutting (v): catching a ride by hanging from the back of a moving truck and then jumping off
Session (n): Drinking all day long, typically starting before noon
Shades (n): police
Shag, to (v): have sex
Shagged (a): tired
Shaggin' (a): general adjective used like Feckin'
Sham (n): used by a man from a rural area when addressing one from the city e.g. How's it goin', sham?
Shaper (n): young guy who takes up a lot of space when he struts around.
Shattered (a): exhausted
Shenanagans (n): carry-on/horse-play
Shift (n): kiss
Shiner (n): black eye
Shite hawk (n): general term of abuse
Shitter (n): toilet
Shittin' a brick (phr): very nervous
Shlossed (a): very drunk
Shook (a): looks very unwell e.g. "he looked shook"
Shore (n): outside ( your kitchen door) drain !
Shorts (n): liquor drinks (spirits) - shots or mixed drinks
Shower of savages (n): a crowd, out to have a raucous time but being a bit of a nuisance!
Shrapnel (n): loose change
Silko (n): similar to gouger except less offensive
Single (n): packet of chips
Six o' one, half a dozen o' the other (phr): exactly the same
Skawly (a): horrible, not good
Sketch (n): usually a girl who looks a state
Skin (n): friend
Skinny (n): lowdown, gossip e.g. gis the skinny on me ol' mate
Skins (n): the papers used to roll a joint or a cigarette
Skiver (n): someone who avoids work
Sky diver (n): a fiver (5 pounds)
Slag (n): same as scrubber
Slagging (v): having someone on, making fun of them
Sláinte = Cheers (literally Health!)
Slapper (n): scrubber or a slut
Slash (n&v): "to take a slash"= to piss, to urinate
Sleeveen, Slinkeen (n): a sly type, pinch the eyes out of your head
Slinjing (v): dragging your heels
Slug (n): mouthful of a drink - gis a slug
Snapper (n): child
Snaps (n): photographs
Snared rapid (v): caught doing something one shouldn't have been doing
Sneachta (n): cocaine (snow)
Snitch, Squealer, Squaler (n): informant
Snobby Weather!! (phr): "are you choosing to ignore me?" (usually meant in humour)
Snog, Shift (v): make out with or get off with (someone)
Snot (n): nasal discharge
Snot rag (n): handkerchief
Snug (n): pub booth
Soft as shite (n): soft in the head
Soft auld day, it's a (phr): usually said by old people when referring to a typically Irish day, i.e. a soft rain falling
Soother (n): pacifier, dummy
Sore Finger (n): Salt and vinegar (in Chinese take-away accent)
Sound (a): really good
Spa (n): someone who hasn't got good co-ordination
Specky Four-Eyes (a): anyone who wears glasses (kid's nickname)
Speedy (n): police motorbike
Sprog (n): kid
Spud (n): typical nickname for someone with the surname Murphy
Spuds (n): potatoes
Squealer (n): baby; someone who tells on you
Squid (n): same as quid
Squizz (n): a look-see
Stabber (n): the last 1/4 of a cigarette - "leave us a stabber"
Stalk (n) penis
Stay easy (v): relax
Steamed, Steamboats (v): very drunk - "we're getting steamed (steamboats) tonight"
Steever (n): a kick in the backside
Stinky/Stinkies (n): shit
Stop the lights! : jayzuz, really?!
Stocious (a): drunk as a lord
Strand (n): beach
Strides (n): trousers
Streal (n): looking down and out; Like a streal
Stung (a): embarrassed after getting caught doing something ye shouldn't
Suckin' diesel (v): having a good time
Swimming trunks (n): mens' bathing suit
Swiss (a): Arse (swiss roll - hole) as in 'Up your swiss'

T
Tackies (n): runners/trainers
Taig (n): catholic
Tan (n): an English person
Tenner (n): 10 pound note
That's Right (phr): to agree with someone
Thick (n)/(a): idiot/stupid
Thick as a ditch (phr): really stupid person
Thick as a brick (phr): stupid
Thick as a plank (phr): stupid
3m (n): a young male who`s only care`s are his ma, his moth and his moustache
Throwing Shapes (v): what a shaper does...see above.
Thunder & Lightning (n): knock like thunder, run like lightning: knocking at a door and running away
Tiddler: reference to small fish or child
Tinker (n): gypsy/travelling person/insulting term for a low-class female
Tip (n): Garbage dump/dirty, messy place - 'That pub is an awful tip'
Toe-rag (n): a useless bollix
Togs (n): swimming trunks
Tonne/ton (n): one hundred; doing a ton = driving at 100 mph or to owe someone a ton=to owe 100 pounds
Tool (n): idiot, penis
Tosser(n): wanker
Toucher (n): someone who is always looking for a handout
Touched (a): a strange individual
Touchin' cloth (phr) : dying for a crap
Traipse (v): walk aimlessly
Trap (n): mouth
Trick-acting (v): horse-play, messing about, showing off
Tripe (n): bullshit; [in an American context] menudo served on Saturdays at your local Mexican Restaurant in AZ.
the Trots (n): a.k.a. the scutters
Turf Accountant (n): a.k.a. bookie / betting shop for horse or greyhound racing
Twisted (a): very drunk
Twistin' hay (v): means you're starting trouble, usually in a playful way
Two-bulb (n): squad car

U
Undy-grundy (n): wedgie
Up 'a duff : pregnant
Up the flue / In the family way (n): pregnant
Up the pole : pregnant
Up the yard! : be off with ya!
Up to ninety : (as in so 'n' so is ...) near boiling point, ready to explode

V
Vexed (v): upset
Vixen (n): cute woman

W
Wafer (n): ice cream sandwiched between two flat wafers
Wagon (n): ugly female
Walrus (n): fifty pounds in money
Wall-falling (a): knackered, exhausted
Wanker (n): an uninteresting person, usually someone you can't stand
Want in him, there's a (phr): he's a bit slow
Warped (a): very drunk
Warped, F%$ked up, Twisted (a): strange
Weapon (n): it's great i.e. it's a weapon. i.e.
Wear (v) & (n): a very deep heavy kiss, with full tongue action - stuck into somebody so much it's like you're wearing them. Common phrase, 'to wear the head off somebody' is to give them an extremely long and hard 'wear' Common in Dublin. In danger of being replaced by the English 'To Snog'
West Brit (n): excessively anglophile
Wet the tea (v): make tea (comes from the practice of wetting the leaves in the bottom of the pot
Whaya looking at? (phr): usually said by a gang member and sometimes a precusor to getting a clatter - there is no right answer!
Whiff or Whack (n): a smell
Whist (v): keep quiet
Wick (a): crap
Wire (n): mickey, penis
Wojus (a): poor or bad; "That tea is wojus."
Wrecked (a): tired

X
a gaelic filler until you send something in!
Tripe (n): ruipleog

Y
Y-Fronts (n): Men's briefs
Yockers (n): Balls
Yoke (n): a thing (pass me that yoke) or (ya feckin yoke)
Yonks (n): a long time
Youngfella (n): generic term for a youth (male)
Youngwan (n): generic term for a youth (female)
You couldn't hit a cow's arse with a banjo (phr): bad aim, woeful hurler/darts player/soccer player etc.
Your hole (a): having sex, as in ' did you get your hole last night?'

Z
Z (n): when you need to get some sleep you need to get some zeds.
a final gaelic filler
Zero (n): nialas

Rhymin' Slang

apple tart : fart
apples and pears : stairs
arabs knees : keys
arthur power : shower
barney dillons : shillings, sheckels, moolah, money
barry white : going for a shite eg. I'm going in to see barry white
battle cruiser : boozer otherwise known as pub
bill murray : curry
bill skinner : dinner
boat race : face
bottle of water : daughter
bread and honey : money
bucket of dirt : shirt
chicken's neck : check
chicken's hash : cash
cock and hen : ten
current bun : son
daisy roots : boots
daniel day : luás, pronounced lewis - the new tram line
davy crockett : pocket
dick van dyke : bike
dog and bone : phone
far east : priest
garden hose : nose
gary glitter : your shitter or arse
george raft : draught (breeze from an open window/door)
gregory peck : neck
gregory pecks : specs
half scotch : watch
hambone : phone
horses and asses : glasses
house of wax : jacks
indian joes : toes
jam jar : car
jimmy joyce : voice
johnny ray : head honcho/boss
kitchen sink : chink
mince pie : eye
mi-wadi : body
north & south : mouth
oil riggers : niggers [ not my particular type of word but to be comprehensive, I should include it :( ]
oliver twist : wrist
one and other : ur brother
ones and twos : shoes
peggy dell : (the) smell
raspberry tart : heart
rosie-lee : tea
scooby doo : clue
scotch peg : leg
skin and blister : sister
struggle and strife : wife
tennis racket : jacket
thruppenny bits : tits
two by four : door
uncle ned : head
vera lynns : skins

Source > http://www.at.artslink.co.za/~gerry/print.htm *cheers

Well, well, well, I finally found a job after coming back from Europe with the boyz and being jobless for 3 weeks (I walked the whole of Dublin city every day and raided the library!)

My position is as a Team Leader for a call centre for a company who sends out technicians to install home PCs to UK customers. Ok, so i dont understand 3/4 of the customers I speak to (ESPECIALLY Scottish! ugh me laddies) but its a pretty cool job with a pretty cool crew...

Theres Emma, Nick and Steph at the moment, we all get along pretty good. Nicks a DJ after hours and made fun of me cos I dont know who the A-TEAM are...same with Courtenay and also Craig, umm, ok, so all the guys made fun of me cos I dont know who they are..noice one brotha! now i do, Nick explained it to me, theres these 4 guys right...one is black with a huge mohawk and 23,908 gold chains around his neck and he is a tough guy right, and thats about all i know really...ah well this info is as useless as a chocolate teapot I say

Apparently, one of their "famous" sayings is "ON THE JAZZ" Nick is now sitting next to me...being a complete idiot and singing "on the Jazz" "on the Jazz" sheesh, im glad I dont know the A-TEAM now cos knowing me ill prob be singing with him....

Im sitting here at work...Simon and Craig are sitting across from me Simon is singing, like a girl...umm, yep...Nick next to me on the phone with a customer, Ems gotten up to get some tea, I think I will as well, I need my daily fruit dose... anyway, figuring out where to go out tomorrow night, hmmm, maybe rnb again, i think Anita liked one of the bouncers there! haha oh well...see what the weekend brings, its 4.04pm now so nearly over...

I found a wooden BOOMERANG with Australia written on it in our Connection2 office...Ive now taken ownership of it and its stuck on my pin board right infront of me! I feel like im home already...ohhhhhhhh....how sweet....

It feels wierd here actually...I hear all these people around me with accents and stuff and I feel like THEY are the odd ones out, but actually, I AM! my accent is wierd for them and im like no, u guys are wierd not me, but seriously Jazz, youre out numbered here! its so cool hearing peoples accents here, im loving it, you pass by people on the streets and hear them talking in their irish accents and its so cool! i keep looking around and thinking how damn lucky I am to be here...seriously, I look up at Christchurch Cathedral everyday and thank God that I had this oppourtunity to do this, you know even if I went home now id be thankful and im glad I didnt back out, I was so scared before leaving but its always that first step that is the hardest but after that it just keeps getting easier and better...

So, 365ITLIVE, theres Barry who is the big boss, then Alan and theres Nick Everett who we work with he is the boss in Oxford, London looking after the warehouse there and the technicians, he is pretty cool, they all are actually.
I met Barry at my 2nd interview at connection2, he was very down to earth and easy to talk to, I liked him...

Simon Clarke and Craig Malton came over from London and they will be here for about 6 months I think helping us out setting up the website for our call centre and helping out with getting rid of these manual scheduling that we have to do with the spreadsheets, very annoying! really frustrating and a lot of mistakes can be made, I think the new system will definatley help us but finding the postcodes of each place and lining them up with a technician so they dont have to travel far is pretty hard work and very difficult to navigate, anyway, we'll see how it goes I guess...

night out with the boys from work and the roomies
Saturday 27th Nov
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The girls and I decided on going to RNB club V1 on saturday 27th Nov. After Ann and I had checked it out the weekend before, we thought about going again...and I asked Craig and Simon, the new guys starting in Dublin who are from the London office to come along. They are the biggest party freaks (as well as GEEKS) and go out every night apparently, I dont think I can keep up with them even if I tried!

They are organising the new webpage thingy that we are going to use for our HOME projects, and doing a great job of it! they are very good at their jobs and at the moment are very useful to us...!

Us minus Ann, the stoopid geek taking the pic decided to cut her out!?

Ann by herself!

The night ended up being a lot of fun and there was heaps of breakdancing and rnb-ing happening! its a nice joint with about 3 room, looks like a castle inside thats why i love it so much! the boys were great company and we all had laughs

Anita Atocha and Jazz

the posers!

Jazz and Simon

Anita and Craig (I dont know what he is doing though)

Geek Craig, da Jazz and Simone

the boys by themselves

Anita and Simon

the "breakdancer" crowds gathering around breakdancer dude in the middle

ALOT OF LAUGHS!! haha