How to be Euro -

Use words like...
dodgy (meaning bad or not good...got it?). Example - "That hostel was really dodgy".

Follow these fashion guidelines...
Carry an oversized ornate purse along with ugly moccasins and a ruffled skirt, or boots (over the pant legs) and jeans. Fashion an ugly euro mullet. Wear bold colors that don't go together but always be sure to match back to your shoes (one or both colors). Wear scarves and a festive broach.

Getting Around...
Ride around on a scooter

Must haves...
Cigarettes. Be sure to smoke in enclosed places like restaurants or the metro or tube...look for people or babies who hate it and sit right next to them...don't worry about their choking to death.