a typical nite out in cairns...

darren, the english flatmate, works the graveyard at the kebab shop on the esplanade. i tend to frequent the kebab shop between 1am and 4am while being on the piss (aussie for drunk) or on some really hungry nites. the kebab is healthy and jummy. get a proper intake of my veggies! especially made by darren for me. extra sauce cuz i'm a saucey girl. =) i call him my kebab king. his workmate, being his sidekick, i've nicknamed princess. he doesn't seem to appreciate this though. donno why. almost got a head of lettuce thrown at me. when i'm being naughty and calling the sidekick "Princess" or when i pronounce kebab the canadian way ('kebob), kebab king has threatend to make me sing 'oh canada' before i get my food. he's made other canadian's do so and it apparently isn't so pleasant to the ear from pissheads. got back at him and have got some people...complete strangers....to call them kebab king and princess. tee hee. chanting it down the esplanade for at least half a block! aaaaaand that's a typical nite out in cairns while being on the piss!