http://blogs.bootsnall.com/crackerjillian A romantic chronicle of jump roping Mon, 02 Jan 2006 22:51:36 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I must first say that I just wrote this entire story out and lost it by hitting some wrong button and am now too annoyed to be eloquent or witty. I'm just trying to express my utter disdain with the Portland Police, with drunks who get pervy, with owners of ... http://blogs.bootsnall.com/crackerjillian/incompetent-cops-and-winning-the-lottery.html So the holidays were very mellow. Lots of cooking and chilling. Tiff and Justin came down and we had a happy little family holiday. Xmas night Justin and I ended up drinking ourselves silly with a bunch of high school friends I hadn't seen in years. It was one of ... http://blogs.bootsnall.com/crackerjillian/merry-xmaswould-you-like-to-see-my-resume.html After too much laziness, the boy (Justin, for the uninitiated) and I got some food and then headed to the bar I work at to get my weekly pay. Since we're both broke and the booze is cheap we decided to hang there and have a drink. Now, as a ... http://blogs.bootsnall.com/crackerjillian/drunk-post-2.html So my dearest Travis has offered up these suggestions: ------------------------------------------------- Cracker Attack Cracker on Parade The Jugs Report Cracker Unplugged Cracker me this Cracker Confidential The Peanut Butter and Jelly Diaries CrackerTalk Tapping my Inner Diva Cracker Patrol The Cracker Chronicles Are you going to finish that douche? The Cracker Channel A Waltz with the Absurd Cracker’s Absurdist Cafe The Absurdist Diaries Cracker’s All-you-can-eat Absurdist Buffet Harlan Hunt Cracker’s Blind ... http://blogs.bootsnall.com/crackerjillian/potential-titles-via-ntft.html You know you've got a good man when... You're back has been in a twist for days and in a moment of pain and charity you grab a pain pill and offer one to your boyfriend. Unfortunately, you're at the skeezy bar you work at and drop your pill on the ... http://blogs.bootsnall.com/crackerjillian/drunk-post-1.html I had an odd experience today in the student store. Not Earth shattering exactly but it threw me for a loop and I dont quite get it. I was purchasing a double chocolate, vegan cookie and while depositing my change in my bag I caught sight of an advent calendar. Now, ... http://blogs.bootsnall.com/crackerjillian/the-advent-calendar.html So Travis demands a new title and what Travis wants, Travis gets. Well, in reality, I got a sudden urge to start this and knew that if I waited until I had a title, I'd sooner be menopausal than a blogger. This is a title intended to be ditched, so ... http://blogs.bootsnall.com/crackerjillian/first-things-first.html Following such a fabulous weekend of meeting, hanging out partying with the BootsnAll crowd, I'm reminded of the pressing matter of me fleeing the country this year. Hanging with my fellow travel geeks is such great motivation and inspiration. So I begin the blog here at the very beginning. A trip ... http://blogs.bootsnall.com/crackerjillian/in-the-beginning.html