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August 30, 2006

Kinko's Sucks

These last two weeks have been even frantic-ier than usual, which accounts for me not posting even a single banality on this blog. For those of you wondering what kinds of adventures I’ve been having while I’ve been out of...

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August 16, 2006

Home Remedy

Drinking tap water does not cure bronchitis – I know that now. I concede this may have been overly optimistic on my part, but it was based on some irrefutable logic, which is this: the Native Americans probably had bronchitis,...

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August 10, 2006

Friends with Benefits

See that? That's what we're up to these days. The Little NGO That Could. My part in this is that I took those pictures; the rest was done by a rather astonishing group of friends who have been taking...

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August 03, 2006

New York: OurSpace

It is generally taken as fact that that anyone planning to take over the world will need to get a few key players on board first. Starbucks, for example. And probably Google, and Sean Hannity, and somebody that knows how...

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July 26, 2006

New York City: Father Figure

Tell me which of the following true statements seems least preposterous to you: a.) In a story on CNN about how sweet young actress Dakota Fanning will play a rape victim in her upcoming movie, there was a banner at...

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July 19, 2006

Jersey City: Landline

This is how a decision to indulge in a late-night Thomas’ English Muffin™ last Thursday led to me crouching outside in an alleyway, middle of the night, wearing nothing but swim trunks and rubber gloves, brandishing a large screwdriver and...

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July 12, 2006

New York: Scorpio

I was on the Yahoo! homepage on Tuesday – instead of clicking on my mailbox, as I usually do, on a whim I decided to click on the horoscopes. I have always been skeptical of horoscopes, and yet I am...

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July 05, 2006

Jersey City: Fear Factor

Last Saturday morning, I went down to the kitchen to have some cereal for breakfast. I keep the cereal in the pantry – I’ve always considered it to be pretty safe in there. Before I opened the pantry door on...

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June 28, 2006

Review: March of the Penguins

I rented “March of the Penguins” on DVD a few days ago. I’m pretty busy these days, so renting a documentary had the added benefit of making me feel like I wasn’t really wasting my time sitting in front of...

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June 21, 2006

New York: The Fever

By the end of the US-Czech Republic World Cup match, the one where we got crushed, I remembered why I hate sports. Ok, that’s not exactly accurate. When I think of somebody who “hates sports,” I think of my friend...

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June 14, 2006

Poughkeepsie, NY: Reaction

God works in mysterious ways, and none more mysterious than when He is deciding who is going to be allergic to what. “Cats!” He boomed the day I was born, His voice shaking the Heavens. “Conor shalt be allergic to...

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June 07, 2006

Charlottesville, VA: Decade

I went to my ten-year college reunion last weekend – University of Virginia, Class of ’96. I had to rent a car to get down to Charlottesville, so I chose Enterprise for their motto: “Enterprise: We’ll pick you up!” because...

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May 31, 2006

Jersey City: The Written Word

I get the New York Times delivered every morning here. I love that paper, even though my President once called one of its reporters a royal a**hole. Or maybe it was “major a**hole” – I can’t remember. Either way, the...

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May 25, 2006

Jersey City: Deprived

I can’t sleep these days, and I can’t figure out why. I lay in bed until three a.m. last night, wide awake. When you can’t sleep like this – and by “like this” I’m talking about days and days on...

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May 16, 2006

Jersey City: Green Thumbs

Mother’s Day was on Sunday, but you probably already knew that. I usually have no clue when Mother’s Day is, since I’m never in the country for it, and Hallmark doesn’t exactly blanket Belgium and Czech Republic with the news....

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May 09, 2006

Long Beach Island: The Beard and I

I have to believe that most of you out there have quite interesting and complex lives. You probably have a job, for one thing. That’s pretty complex. And friends. And an apartment, and a cat, and probably a car, and...

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May 02, 2006

Newark: Long Haul

I was seated in seat 64K on my Virgin flight from London to Newark. That’s the very last seat on the aircraft. That means had I been able to put my seat back into a full horizontal position, the back...

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December 30, 2005

New York: Window Seat

I began this entry while I was sitting in the airport in New York waiting for my flight back to London on Dec. 29th. I was contemplating the past year, and I wrote that the year 2005 reminded me of...

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December 24, 2005

New York City: Strike Force

My days at the beach house in NJ came to an end earlier this week. Sad, really – it was a rare time, those six weeks. How often does one get an open space of time to do nothing but...

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December 16, 2005

Atlanta: First Born

I’ll tell you something about babies: they’re not nearly as predictable as you’d think. You would think (which is to say, I would think) that with all the books that exist on childbirth and parenting, everything would be just about...

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December 11, 2005

Florida: Christmas Spirit

My brother Dave picked me up at the Daytona Beach airport and almost immediately began apologizing for the weather. He was wearing a t-shirt. We saw two of his friends on the way back to the house, and they too...

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December 05, 2005

New York: I, Teeth

These have been some good days out here at the beach house in New Jersey – writing, walking on the beach, looking out the window. Oh, and one time, the bird feeder was empty, and pissed off pigeon landed on...

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November 29, 2005

Long Beach Island: Fantasy Fishing

There is a video game about bass fishing, and that’s not even the weird part. The weird part is that you can search through dozens of reviews and postings on Google about this particular video game before you come across...

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November 23, 2005

New York: Chain Gang

I was hanging out with my friend Joselin on my first night back in New York (after my trip to Europe), and she asked me where I wanted to go eat now that I was back in America. Now I...

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November 08, 2005

Seattle: Rain Man

“Look at this guy,” Pete was saying, waving an index finger across my face and out the passenger side window as we drove along on a rainy Sunday morning in Seattle. I was visiting for the weekend, and my brother...

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November 04, 2005

New York: The Billfold

I’ve kept a journal for many years, and I still do. The RTW blog took over from that to a large extent, I was trying to keep track of just about every single day of the trip, and figured I...

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October 28, 2005

Swarthmore: The Girls' Dorm

When I first spoke to my little sister Kira about coming to visit her for a couple of days at Swarthmore College, where she is a sophomore, she asked me if I was ok just to crash in her room,...

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October 21, 2005

Pennsylvania: Road Trippin'

I miss road-tripping in America; it is a past-time that ranks up there with baseball and dangerous obesity. You go for long enough without driving a car, say for a year and a half, as I did, and even being...

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October 12, 2005

Penn State: The Doctors

When I was growing up, my family and I lived on the campus of a small liberal arts school called Vassar College in upstate New York. It was a great place for a kid to grow up; it had all...

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October 10, 2005

Virginia: Game Day

If you ever find yourself traveling for a long time and come home feeling like your wardrobe is frighteningly unoriginal, I would suggest taking a road trip to any large American university. You will be hard-pressed to spot a student...

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October 05, 2005

New York: Enlightenment

My ability to plan trips depends entirely on who I am going with. If I am with a girlfriend, for example, I will plan the hell out of it; I will log hours a day to find the most beautiful...

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October 03, 2005

The Saga Continues...

I believe that it can be interesting to read about exotic places you’ve never been to, especially when you can be fairly certain that the person telling you about these places will, at any given moment, freak out or throw...

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October 02, 2005

New York: Re-Entry

I had been assured by many people that I would experience radical culture shock upon reentering the United States. I was equally certain that I would not. On the whole “nobody is out to steal my crap” and “everybody speaks...

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