Beauabram’s Travels

Let me preface this entry with the following: if I ever sound like a whiny pompous tool bag who has nothing better to do than lament where he should fly off to in the world, and how HARD it is to see the continents and countries and counties of the world, then bitch slap me now. And in the future, and well, whenever. If i get uppity then you need to de-up me.

So I have June and half of July completely free and I want to stave off boredom by, well, travelling. Since I wont be going to Europe on my RTW I thought I would pop over and have a look-see at Croatia, Czech Republic and Slovenia, etc for a few weeks, a month. I can get to London for like, 80$ in taxes (I have miles built up) and the whole thing wouldnt eat into my big trip budget much. I wanted to go to Croatia from Bari, Italy in the summer of ‘05 but Micah said “no” and I said “Come on, dude” and micah said no and took a 2 hour dump and shaved his hobo beard off for the rest of the day and took a nap and off we went, west from Italy, not east. Well, my fondness for Micah and his ability to look even more greasy than the local Neopolitans we were mixing it up with at times, his ass will be in Little Rock drinking tall boys and wishing he had my lean lats and airline miles, in that order.

So, one: anyone want to do some island hopping in the Croatian Dalmatian islands? It’s like Greece, but with less ass grabbing and gyros. If I offended and Greeks with that than take it up with the aforementioned Micah, he’s an ass grabbing Itialano so geographically speaking, close enough for my ass and this entry. Also, perusing the Croatian travel site, their videos had naked chicks sunning about every 2 minutes, very nonchalantly I must add too, great tourist videos if you ask me, but you didn’t.

To the point: 87% sure Im going to fly to London, then swing through Prague, Zagreb and maybe even farther east and then back to London. Suggestions? Questions? Ass grabbing stories?

B

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