The moral of this story is don't let English names be chosen at will. Hitler and Satan are high school students, it's probably a phase they're going through and I'm sure one day they will realise the error of their ways and adopt more wholesome names like Johnboy and Jimbob. Lancelord and Spaley, however, are college students and should know better. In Spaleys defense, when questioned she did manage to give someone else the blame. So that leaves Lancelord. Lancelord is proud of his name, he thinks he is very clever for making such a good play on words. I'm sure in the online gaming world he gains streetcred for his name. However, in the real world he sounds like a pornstar and I find that quite disturbing. I wonder what his online wife, whatever that may be, thinks.