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A 23 Dollar Hotel in Mexico

This is what a 235 Peso (US $23.00) hotel will get you in Jiménez, Mexico: 

  • A television 
  • 2 comfortable beds 
  • A bathroom in your room including shower and soap and shampoo 
  • The cleanest and most sparkling floor tiles you have ever seen 
  • The wickedest thunder/lightning storm pounding down on our corregated tin roof 
  • A tree full of deafeningly loud birds at sunset 
  • Screens on most of the windows (some with holes, some without) 
  • A lot of stares 
  • A wake-up call at 6:50 AM by a the sound of a man in the next room barfing 

What a 235 Pesos (US $23.00) hotel will NOT get you in Jiménez, Mexico: 

  • A toilet seat 
  • A secure handle to flush the toilet  
  • Hot water 
  • Straight curtain rods 
  • Paint that sticks to the walls 
  • A remote for the TV 
  • Cockroaches, scorpions or spiders (Thank God!) 
  • Desire to spend another night in Jiménez, Mexico


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