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Sweating Buckets in Zegrab

Friday, July 16th, 2010

Hi!

This is my last and will testament, as I will probably be reduced to a steaming pile of mushy human liquid muck within minutes.

I, Laura Mattox, definitely not of sound mind and body, hereby declare: Hamsa gets it all. If someone could pay his way thru college, Id appreciate it. Signed, sweaty me.

What was I thinking? Traveling in the summer? I hate heat! I love A/C! And the only way you get A/C over here is at a 4 or 5 star. Man, I wish I were loaded. So, here I sit, at this computer with juxtaposed z and y keys, sweating 7 gallons of sweat per minute. Its actually a term here – GSPM. Every one in this hostel is just lying around, inert, miserable, drenched in their own salty, sticky fluids. Most of them are at around 4 or 5 GSPM. Hamsa is holding steady at 3, lucky bastard. But me, oh no, I gotta hold the hostel record of 7!

Hamsa likes this city, and Im sure I would too if it werent 189 degrees and 400% humidity. I declared we are leaving this living hell tomorrow and escaping to the beach. I will dunk myself in the ocean, and never re-emerge.

Okay, that’s all for now. I just wanted to share my current bliss with you. Besides, the keyboard is starting to short out from all the sweat I’m dripping on it.

And don’t one of you dare complain to me about the heat in Atlanta! I will kill you…

Love ya!