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Hey kids: Have you ever tried a shaking public squat toilet on an overcrowded train. It’s like an extreme sport! It makes all other comodes feel dull and boring! And hey parents… it’s actually more sanitary too!

Along with my newly found peace in the universe, I have also found complete confidence in the face of even the most dreaded toilet. My improved balance casually defeats the shaking squat guantlet of the Indian railroad’s toilet cabin trial. Now it’s a casual easy process as I can conduct my business, setting fire to a small and cheap bidi as a quick inscence if necessary. All previous fears are long gone, and my encounter with the boss has long since past and they both have left me with the appreciation and acceptance of this timeless toilet style.

This photo is pre boarding… afterwards, I fear to bring my camera in there.

Tags: - Transport & Travel, - Transport: Train, Asia, Battling the Big Boss, India, Squat, Toilet, Train

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Greg says:

April 14, 2008 at 2:27 am

Hahaha…I thought it looked a little too clean! 🙂

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