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“Dear Jonas,

Please send my gratitude to everyone for expressing concern and support regarding my latest explorations of the world and of the spirit. I have recently been offered the opportunity to be a part of something bigger, something important. I have been selected to be adopted as the older brother of a newborn progeny named Suri. For this privilege, I have been designated a new name: She-Ra, which means ‘Princess of Power’ from the ancient language of Etheria.

Do not worry about me. I will be back in Portland as soon as this arrangement runs its course, which will be when my adopting matriarch reaches 30 years of age and my patriarch searches for a younger mate such as one Dakota Fanning or Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt.

Your friend,
She-Ra (formerly known as Edwin)”

I’ve known you since you’re 4. And if you know me at all, I’m not one to have any strong opinion about organized religion. If anything, I embrace all faith as I believe spirituality comes from the inside.

Scientology? Don’t know enough about it to make any judgment call, but this one, I don’t know bro! I say do keep an open mind. Don’t close any doors - you may need to go back. Whatever you do, be safe, be happy and may you find peace and prosperity. Keep in touch.

PS - Does this mean you’re not staying at the beach house tomorrow?

Edwin has always been of search of truth and balance.. ALWAYS……..

But with traditional religion, the concepts never really clicked with Edwin.

Now, I know a lot of you here know Edwin.. Think about it.. Think about what you know about him… Then do a little google search on some of the fundamentals of Scientology..

IM not talking about the crazy stuff you see with Tom Cruise.. The following is much muck much more than Tom Cruise and that whole gimmick he puts on… Really read about it, the fundamentals..

Then ask yourself…. Is this not EDWIN?????

I think you will see a pretty clear answer…..

Remember why Edwin has gone on this Journey to begin with..

Do you really know why?? Has he really told you?? Think about it.

Add it all up.

It would suprise me if he didnt come back from this trip changed..

Afterall that is why he made this journey to begin with.

Ive know him longer than almost anyone here, and I know he has been seeking truth for many years now.

The whole purpose of this trip was to find himself, and with Scientology im sure he has done this.

Dont write this off as BS yet, Edwin may just suprise you on this one..

I remeber 10 years ago when he came back from from Morocco, he was a Muslim. He wore the robe and head gear, the whole 9 yards.

He was a convert for a little over 1 month. It was I that unconverted him by taking him to strip bars, gambling, women…. His religion and life style controdicted one another. 2 months after coming back he had lost his found religion and was lost yet again..

The irony is I became a Muslim several years later after meeting my wife.

Now the cycle returns.. With Edwin coming back with from a journey, and having yet again found truth. This time in Scientology.

The good thing about scientology is, he can still go to strip clubs, gamble and pimp the ho’s and not burn in hell.

In fact I think this crazy behavior is encouraged in scientology.

I am exctited for the new Edwin to come home, as I was 10 years ago when he came back from his journeys a Muslim. A religion I made fun of at the time, but converted to a few years thereafter.

Life is a very strange thing. Strange indeed.

Perhaps with it, some of you will learn the ways of scientology.. Dont laugh.

It could happen.

Your Spanish classes went so well that you sat in a Scientology class and learned that? Sorry ADD boy, nobody is falling for it. If you come back and follow it for 8 months then we will believe you.