I Won't Be Homeless After All - Table for One

July 29, 2005

I Won't Be Homeless After All

So I finally found an apartment in DC, so I won't be camping out on the couch in the economics department after all . . . Yay! I would give you all my new address, but I know you all would stalk me because you love me so much, and then I would have to kill you to stop you from stealing my identity and killing me first in an attempt to take over my life. The sad but true reality.

But, if you're lucky, I might send you a post card of me and Mr. Shrub. Cross your fingers!

Posted by alex91127 on July 29, 2005 02:55 AM
Category: US of A

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That's good to hear maam :) Go check out the Dischord house for me and tell Ian MacKaye I said hello.

And if you do get a picture with Jr, could it be of you kicking his ass? Pretty please? That would tooootally make my day/month/year!

Posted by: Chris from dublin on August 2, 2005 04:58 AM

[and then I would have to kill you to stop you from stealing my identity]

Good luck on the first part, my organs are regenerative due to a certain deal I made, long story. On the second part, too late, I already bought your social security # from a low greek goatfarmer-turned-internet phisher.

Posted by: Tuna on August 7, 2005 02:46 PM

Chris- Trust me, don't think i haven't thought about it. . . if I don't start making some friends pretty soon to talk me out of such craziness, you might get your wish . . . and then I'll blame it all on you and make you bail me out. Don't worry- it won't cost much. A couple other hundred million will be chipping in too. (Yes, that's the optimist in me!)

TJ- So THAT"S why I've been receiving so many odd charges on my credit card for scotch, cigarettes and the random video from "hotfish.com." Makes perfect sense now. :)

Posted by: alex of awesomeness on August 7, 2005 11:17 PM